SoE acquires The Matrix Online, possibly, maybe. The Matrix and Star Wars in the same stable, can Star Trek be far behind? Perpetual...run for the hills.
Now on to the real world, you can't make this stuff up.
- Adopted Granddad Takes Family For a Bundle
Adopt a family member program goes underground.
- Monopoly Gets Makeover
Inflationary pressure forces boardgame change.
- Potato Chips Cause Cancer
Heavy users exclaim, "So what? Heart disease will kill us first."
- Brazilians Break Michelangelo's Code
Well, it's either the human heart or Bugs Bunny's home. Either way, that Michelangelo was ahead of his time.
- Goodyear Blimp Lands at Red Lobster
Pilot named Spongebob claims his friend Patrick Star was to blame.