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Geeked - "The Horse is Dead, Jim" - Ten Ton Hammer

JoBildo — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 19:12:22 -0400

Does it really matter?

I was reading some blogs today, and I know by doing so I'm just asking for trouble, but the hot topic is all about Aion lately since the beta events and their NDA is up. People are tossing and...

Geeked - "Critical Hit to the Ego" - Ten Ton Hammer

JoBildo — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 22:47:35 -0400

Skill does not beat Level...

In this week's Premium Member article, we discuss the virtues and lack there of surrounding the apparent trend that level will always trump skill in a game which showcases such a mundane and...

Geeked - "What Happens In Vegas..." - Ten Ton Hammer

JoBildo — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 20:54:53 -0400

Not every gamble will pay off...

SOE's Fan Faire is going on right now out in Sin City, and there's quite a lot of stuff to talk about from the event. But apparently Smed and company forgot about Vanguard and Pirates of the...

Geeked - "Put A Kork In It" - Ten Ton Hammer

JoBildo — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 19:01:20 -0400

This should be interesting...

If you haven't read the news already, you should. Click that link, and I'll wait for you... done? Good. Some major shaking up over at Mythic and BioWare. From this gamer's perspective, the...

Geeked - "Seriously, Brad?" - Ten Ton Hammer

JoBildo — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 19:05:13 -0400

Ahmadinejad + McQuaid = Match Made in Heaven?

Brad McQuaid recently started posting on his blog again, and in doing so announced that he's thinking about getting back into making games.

Geeked - "Eternal Virgin" - Ten Ton Hammer

JoBildo — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 19:46:01 -0400

Even Luigi got some action from Daisy...

I feel bad, picking on my friend Adam like this. He's actually been with the same gorgeous redheaded woman now for about 7 years. And I'm fairly certain that he's no longer a virgin. But I've...

Geeked - "Makeover Time" - Ten Ton Hammer

JoBildo — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 19:09:30 -0400

They've got the looks.

After quite a bit of thought, I've decided to trip down the size of the strip when I draw it in pencil, so that I might be able to get more out of these characters. You see, normally I draw the...

Geeked - "The Instant He Blew It" - Ten Ton Hammer

JoBildo — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 16:30:19 -0400

He was so close, too!

This'll be it for Bill's dating adventures right now, but that doesn't mean Pappy's going anywhere. His reanimated corpse won't be done with this plane of existence until he's managed to snag a...

Geeked - "Silky-Smooth" - Ten Ton Hammer

JoBildo — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 19:54:29 -0400

Dolomite + James Bond = Bill

I know what you're thinking... how could that not work? Don't ask me, because I'm fairly certain that's how I land all my ladies. They also happen to usually be paid, but that's beside the...

Geeked - "Apple-rection" - Ten Ton Hammer

JoBildo — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 19:09:25 -0400

That's not a 3G in his pants...

My best mate Adam is a bit of an Apple elitist. Every time I think I've pulled him over to the Jedi side of PC gaming, Darth Jobs steals him back with something shiny and ridiculous. Like the...

Geeked - "The More-er You Know" - Ten Ton Hammer

JoBildo — Sun, 07 Jun 2009 18:46:41 -0400

Here's something NOT to do.

When you're out trying to make a connection with a pretty lady, it's all about timing. What Bill describes here might be known in layman's terms as "bad timing". But fear not, something tells me...

Geeked - "He's Gonna Pop" - Ten Ton Hammer

JoBildo — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 18:40:11 -0400

That IS What She Said...

I know, it's probably bad taste to use a frame from last strip, but it perfectly applied here for the punchline, and I don't think it would work without the same exact pose on the characters. Sue...

Geeked - "She Broke Him" - Ten Ton Hammer

JoBildo — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 19:25:44 -0400

Yep, he's popped his gasket.

I dare any of you to tell me you wouldn't act in much the same manner should a random woman agree to come see your collection of comics and/or graphic novels. Poor Bill never knew what hit him. ...

Geeked - "The More You Know" - Ten Ton Hammer

JoBildo — Sun, 31 May 2009 12:38:32 -0400

Being undead sucks, kids.

I'm posting this one a bit early, because I've got a date with a purdy lady at the zoo in a wee bit. Wish me luck there, and pray that what's happening to Pappy doesn't happen to me. Leprosy's...

Geeked - "Classic Pick-Up Lines #3" - Ten Ton Hammer

JoBildo — Thu, 28 May 2009 16:17:03 -0400

Pappy's got hard luck.

Have any of you ever had an uncle that thought he was God's gift to women. Or any friend or relative, for that matter? That's who Pappy's based on. At the expense of Adam's grandfather's good...

Geeked - "Classic Pick-Up Lines #2" - Ten Ton Hammer

JoBildo — Tue, 26 May 2009 22:15:30 -0400

Hail to the King, baby.

This is just about how my trials in picking the fairer sex go. I do far better if I'm both inebriated and around a large group of people who like to laugh. Suddenly the tall funny guy with the...

Comic: Geeked - "Classic Pick-Up Lines #1" - Ten Ton Hammer

JoBildo — Sun, 24 May 2009 22:40:43 -0400

It's not true -- Julie Miller is a saint.

It's funny, because to be honest Adam really doesn't need coaching to get the ladies. Something about his flabby pale exterior, massive head, and undeniably geeky demeanor make the female species...

Geeked - "Puttin' On The Ritz" - Ten Ton Hammer

JoBildo — Thu, 21 May 2009 20:06:18 -0400

Put him back in the ground, please...

I won't stretch this one any longer than I need to. If you're too young to remember the Frog Suit from SMB3, you need to do yourself a favor and go find a ROM and try it out... I mean, download...

Geeked - "Doomed Existence" - Ten Ton Hammer

JoBildo — Tue, 19 May 2009 19:45:19 -0400

Could Hell be any worse?

Zombies... French-Canadian, cantankerous, horny, and misogynistic zombies. Is there any better kind? I'm off my Star Trek kick as you can see and swiftly changing gears into a topic in Geekdom...

Geeked - "A New Old Friend" - Ten Ton Hammer

JoBildo — Sun, 17 May 2009 20:10:07 -0400

He's hungry for hot young co-ed brains.

Isn't that all retired octogenarian zombies think about? Co-Ed brains? That's what I've heard any way.

In any case, I finally got around to watching the movie Fido starring the lovely...