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  • Auto Assault Gets Some Lovin' from the Paper Media!
    Heather Newman, tech reporter for the Detroit Free Press, weighs in on the fun of Auto Assault and what AA will mean to the genre. After running down a mutant school bus and suffering a slight reactor fault, she took the time to post this:

    " The game isn't due on the street until fall, but I've gotten a chance to play in the beta test. As reflected by the test, "Auto Assault" is shaping up nicely. While the game doesn't have the emotional hooks of "City of Heroes" or other publishers' best work (think "World of Warcraft"), it might just be enough to pull driving game fans into the online world game market. "

    The rest of the article can be found here.

    Mon, Aug 01, 2005
  • MMOs for the People!
    The government of the world's second largest internet market will invest $1.8 billion over 5 years as seed money for 4 internet game development centers in Beijing, Shanghai, Guangzhou, and Sichuan province. There's still no word on 1) whether typing "/chinese" will allow you to buy take-out online in the upcoming games, and 2) if the year of your birth will influence your character's starting stats.

    "The development represented an increase of 18.4 percent over the same period last year in a market that still has a vast potential for further growth, the China Daily reported on July 22. The burgeoning online gaming market proved especially lucrative, with Internet gamers spending some four billion yuan (483 million dollars) on virtual equipment for their online alter-egos in the first six months."

    Check out the entire anti-Fascist State Publication of the People here!

    Mon, Aug 01, 2005
  • SOE Goes Down Through the Rabbit Hole
    Andrew Kaplan posted end-of-July comments about what SOE's takeover will mean to MxO's player community. Interestingly, he did not dispel rumors that MxO will become a new expansion for EverQuest players that use one too many hacks and exploits, meet up with Laurence Fishburne, take a pill, and finally see modern-day Norrath as it truly is:

    " The development team has made the transition to the SOE Seattle office. In addition, we are excited to have Paul Chadwick on board to help continue the saga of The Matrix. We have a solid, motivated group. Morale is high and the team is in the process of executing a series of changes that are going to add to an already promising game. "

    You can read the entire Producer's Letter here!

    Mon, Aug 01, 2005
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    The in-laws are over this weekend. The fact that my wife and kids
    are crazy enough to live with me, coupled with the arrival of the
    in-laws should pretty much write the screenplay for the comedy-drama
    you'll be watching on your local Cineplex movie screen next summer.
    TenTonHammer Presents - The MMOG Terminology Guide - by Neddie Seagoon. We're still presenting it, so click the bloody link and read it.

    Ten Ton Hammer Search Tool
    - One click searches all of the top gaming sites. Set laziness aside
    for just a second and let the TTH Search Tool do the work.
    Now on to the real world, you can't make this stuff up.

    • Michael Jackson's Album Debuts at 128

      Michael Jackson has an new album?
    • Lennon Lyric Sheet Sells for $1.04 Million


    • Ensign Crusher Celebrates a Birthday

      No link, I just wanted to type out Ensign Crusher.
    • Woman Sues Denny's Over Toilet Burns

      Taco Bell watches the case intently.
    • Stray Nigerian Cows Face Arrest

      Community watch opens Bovine Phoneline. Cow gangs milk publicity.

    • Lindsay Lohan Cancels European Tour

      Talking car just not as funny as Jerry Lewis.
    • Coca Cola To Release Calorie Burning Drink

      Book burning drink already released in Alabama.
    • NHL Players' Union Boss Steps Down

      "I've ruined hockey. It's all Goodenow." he was heard to say as he left the building.
    • Canada vs Denmark Dispute Hits Google

      Canadians continue to eat Danish patries and Danish hockey teams.
    Fri, Jul 29, 2005
  • Investing in the Everquest 2 community's future...
    A bit of lore called "Investing in the Future" is now sizzling on the SOE skillet related to the recent new content addition: "The Mysterious Mines". The good news on the adventure pack: its now playable (erm, 4 days after launch!). The bad news, its reserved for the upper, tippy-top crust of the player community (level 49 and 50 players only), though low level players can't complain. By all accounts, SOE's not been stingy with the new content. Everyone can, however, enjoy the aggro from the nasty little albino rat-like creatures near the home cities.

    "Only two weeks ago, a handful of little white rat-folk appeared, asking questions about the soil, the conditions and the mine's depth. He'd seen ratonga before, but not little rats like these. They reminded him of stories of rat-folk that had lived in Norrath long before ratonga first appeared. Stories he had not heard or thought of since he was a child.
    Whatever they were, the main thing was that they were willing to pay for the mine. Ashargru could retire and need never set foot below ground again. The rat-folk whispered excitedly amongst themselves, scurrying to and fro. Whatever else they might be, most of them were excitable and edgy. Every so often, they stopped running around to gawk at their surroundings as though overwhelmed."

    More lore than a boar can snore at here.

    Fri, Jul 29, 2005
  • PSP Emulation for WoW Has to Wait, Literally
    Portable VNP is a little app which allows you to remotely use your desktop Macintosh on your PlayStation Portable (PSP). PSP + VNP + WoW = it was inevitable someone would try! Gameplay was, however, sluggish...

    "It is way too slow at about 1 - 1/2 fps. You really can't do anything."

    Read the report here!

    Fri, Jul 29, 2005
  • WoW! WoW is free!
    PC Gamer and Computer Gaming World are both doling out two week free trials to World of Warcraft this month. Of course, if you need to buy the magazines the trials aren't exactly free. Then again, reading two month old gaming news can make you giggle.
    Both of you that haven't tried it can now give it a go!

    Thu, Jul 28, 2005
  • The Scotman makes a wee bit 'o a mistake.
    The Scotsman has an article posted on female gamers that is very interesting right up to the part where they claim that 60% of MMOG players are female. Perhaps they meant that 60% of men playing these games pretend to be women because they get better treatment? That or they like looking at a virtual female butt while they play:

    "The typical female gamer in the UK is 30 to 35, plays for around seven hours a week and spends £170 a year on games, according to report author Aleks Krotoski. "The technology has got to a point that the product being made is more interesting to women," she said. "More women than ever before are playing games. The games industry is interested in expanding its market. The 15 to 24-year-old male market is saturated, so it is interested in exploring different populations in order to reach a mass market.""

    You can read the entire Games Push All The Right Buttons Article at The Scotsman.

    Tue, Jul 26, 2005
  • Viva la Vista!
    Formerly code-named Longhorn, the new MS OS arriving sometime in 2006 is to be named Vista. A limited beta for IT pros and developers will go into effect in September. A Bill Gates look-a-like, strangely in tune with sunshine and nature, posted this refreshing announcement of Vista:

    "[Vista] enables a new level of confidence in your PC and in your ability to get the most out of it. It introduces clear ways to organize and use information the way you want to use it. It seamlessly connects you to information, people, and devices that help you get the most out of life."

    No comment on whether or not "Longhorn" sounded too "red state," but the rest of the announcement can be found here.

    Mon, Jul 25, 2005
  • More Bind Points. The cheer heard 'round Norrath.
    Like most things that are added to EverQuest 2, getting them is a mix of luck and good management. We've taken out the luck and posted the guide to the "Ties That Bind" quest. Imagine choosing your bind point? The future is now!

    " The Tie That Binds.

    Reward : ( Ability ) Set Recall Point (Change your bind location) "

    You can read the entire "Tie That Binds" Walkthrough at

    Thu, Jul 21, 2005
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