Humor

Comic: Zeroes - "Selfish Endeavors" - Ten Ton Hammer

JoBildo — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 22:04:00 -0400

She has her heart in the right place at least...

Champions Online is based entirely off of superheroes. The big, the bad, and the bold all share Millennium City as their home. But what about the less than average caped crusaders? Who will...

Comic: Zeroes - "Super-Impotence" - Ten Ton Hammer

JoBildo — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 18:57:26 -0400

I wonder if there are pills for this...Champions Online is based entirely off of superheroes. The big, the bad, and the bold all share Millennium City as their home. But what about the less than average caped crusaders? Who will...

Comic: Zeroes - "A Guide to Popularity" - Ten Ton Hammer

JoBildo — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 19:39:50 -0400

Dress to impress.Champions Online is based entirely off of superheroes. The big, the bad, and the bold all share Millennium City as their home. But what about the less than average caped crusaders? Who will...

Champions Online : Queer Eye for the Supehero Guy # 3 - Ten Ton Hammer

mattlow — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 22:56:18 -0400

A humorous look at fashion choices in Champions Online

Everybody's favorite fashion arbiter, Ronaldo, returns with a new installment of Queer Eye for the Superhero Guy! Sit back and enjoy as Ronaldo takes his critical eye to the great (and...

Comic: Zeroes - "Firecracker Meets Dr. Destroyer" - Ten Ton Hammer

JoBildo — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 19:41:06 -0400

The #1 deterrent to all bad guys is urine.Champions Online is based entirely off of superheroes. The big, the bad, and the bold all share Millennium City as their home. But what about the less than average caped crusaders? Who will...

Comic: Zeroes - "Seriously" - Ten Ton Hammer

JoBildo — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 19:05:45 -0400

No one is every fully happy.Champions Online is based entirely off of superheroes. The big, the bad, and the bold all share Millennium City as their home. But what about the less than average caped crusaders? Who will...

Champions Online : Queer Eye for the Supehero Guy # 2 - Ten Ton Hammer

mattlow — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 20:47:08 -0400

A humorous look at fashion choices in Champions Online

Grab a seat and some popcorn, dahlings, as another installment of Queer Eye for the Superhero Guy is here to amaze and astound you! Sit back and enjoy as Ronaldo, your humble fashion corespondent,...

Humor: Millennium City Overrun with People In Tights - Ten Ton Hammer

JoBildo — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 18:46:28 -0400

The lads and lasses in tights are everywhere, and opinions differ across the city.The lads and lasses in tights are everywhere, and opinions differ across the city.

With all the new heroes bounding around in Champions Online, William "JoBildo" Murphy thought it a good idea...

Comic: Zeroes - "A Bit Over-Powered" - Ten Ton Hammer

JoBildo — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 21:21:33 -0400

Seriously... Black Talon used to be a meanie.Champions Online is based entirely off of superheroes. The big, the bad, and the bold all share Millennium City as their home. But what about the less than average caped crusaders? Who will...

Queer Eye for the Superhero Guy - Ten Ton Hammer

mattlow — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 23:15:24 -0400

A humorous look at fashion choices in Champions Online

Welcome, dahlings, to our first installment of your soon to be favorite feature….Queer Eye for the Superhero Guy! As always, I am Ronaldo, your humble fashion czar and arbiter of good taste in...

Comic: Zeroes - "Meet Killjoy" - Ten Ton Hammer

JoBildo — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 20:23:01 -0400

He likes to kill things... a lot.Champions Online is based entirely off of superheroes. The big, the bad, and the bold all share Millennium City as their home. But what about the less than average caped crusaders? Who will...

Comic: Zeroes - "Firecracker and The Urinator" - Ten Ton Hammer

JoBildo — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 20:05:57 -0400

Now In Technicolor!

Champions Online is based entirely off of superheroes. The big, the bad, and the bold all share Millennium City as their home. But what about the less than average caped crusaders? Who will...

How to be a Huntard in Ten Easy Steps - Ten Ton Hammer

Mem — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 18:27:00 -0400

Do you have what it takes?Stories about the legendary Huntard range far and wide across the World of Warcraft. Just the name alone causes mass panic and fear. The secrets of the Huntards have been rarely spoken about,...

Comic: Zeroes - "Nothingman" - Ten Ton Hammer

JoBildo — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 17:52:00 -0400

He can't really do much of anything... but he looks good in Spandex.Champions Online is based entirely off of superheroes. The big, the bad, and the bold all share Millennium City as their home. But what about the less than average caped crusaders? Who will...

Comic: Geeked - "The Horse is Dead, Jim" - Ten Ton Hammer

JoBildo — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 19:12:25 -0400

Does it really matter?Ten Ton Hammer's very own satirical webcomic on all things geek-related is here with a look at the age old discussion of what game stole what from what other game... and just who the heck cares:

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Comic: Geeked - "Critical Hit to the Ego" - Ten Ton Hammer

JoBildo — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 22:47:37 -0400
Skill does not beat Level...Ten Ton Hammer's very own satirical webcomic on all things Geek is back once again with a lesson for all those players whose ego often outreaches their true ability... or level:

Geeked -...
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WoW - The Ten Commandments of Rogues - Ten Ton Hammer

Stow — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 15:16:05 -0400
The long-awaited sequel to the Eightfold Path for Discipline Priests!
If you ever thought about playing a rogue, or about how one should be played, there are some simple rules that should be followed. In our next WoW Rogue Article, Stow takes a lighter look on the...

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Comic: Geeked - "What Happens In Vegas..." - Ten Ton Hammer

JoBildo — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 20:54:56 -0400
Not every gamble will pay off...Ten Ton Hammer's very own satirical webcomic on all things Geek is here with a look at what kind of shenanigans MMOG company executives get into when in a place like Las Vegas. Bear in mind,...
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Comic: Geeked - "Put A Kork In It" - Ten Ton Hammer

JoBildo — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 19:01:22 -0400
This should be interesting...Ten Ton Hammer's very own satirical webcomic on all things Geek is back with one orc's response to the recent Mythic/BioWare news. Kork, from Ten Ton Hammer's very own WAR-Torn, is not exactly...
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Comic: Geeked - "Seriously, Brad?" - Ten Ton Hammer

JoBildo — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 19:17:09 -0400
Ahmadinejad + McQuaid = Match Made in Heaven?Ten Ton Hammer's very own satirical webcomic on all things Geek is here with a a look at what happens when two of today's greatest minds meet... to discuss how mean people suck.
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