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  • Ganked! Saturday edition.
    Jeff "Ethec" Woleslagle with the Saturday silly real-world news, plus the marginally-less-silly MMOG news. John "Boomjack" Hoskin, newstracker extraordinaire, will be back on Monday, so till then Ethec gets to housesit. And you, my friend, are knocking on the door. I'll put on a pot of coffee, we're gonna need it.
    As always, you can't make this stuff up.

    • Indiana Police "Firing Range Bullet" Hits a Home a Mile Away

      This one's literally in my backyard. Which is more disconcerting, I wonder: wayward bullets, or cops that couldn't hit a mountain with a mortar shell?
    • Man Rakes Car With Gunfire to Silence Alarm

      Police refuse to charge: after all, isn't he just acting on a fantasy we've all had at some point?
    • Student Forces Purge on Teacher, Sentenced to Clean Up Vomit in Police Cars

      We need more creative judges and judgments like this. If he's not sorry now, I bet he'll be sorry for the next 4 months.
    • Man Concocts "I Killed a Hitchhiker" Story to Make Wife Leave

      Talk about a bad breakup. He could've just gone with my standard "I love MMOGs too much to leave them for you" excuse.
    • Barking Man Arrested for Biting Postal Carrier

      I guess he was looking for something to do between "The Price Is Right" and "Matlock" reruns.
    • Cheerleaders Turn Plate Number Into Cheer, Help Police Nab Hit-and-Run Suspect

      World shocked that cheerleaders, for the first time, influence an outcome. FBI fires profilers, hires pom-pom squad.
    • Man Attempts to Auction Two Toronto Maple Leafs Tickets on Ebay for $250k

      Apparently this oil tycoon isn't much in-tune with NHL news as of late.
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    Sat, Aug 13, 2005
    Ethec
  • Economy Tanked, "Exchange" Skanked, H@ckz0rz Laugh All the Way to the Bank

    Cnet reports that virtual coin "dupers" have hit Everquest 2's nascent Station Exchange program, causing 20% inflation in the 24 hours before they were caught. These hackers attempted to sell their plat for real-world money using the SOE out-of-game marketplace.

    SOE proclaims its security mechanisms worked well to quickly catch the threat, though players on all EQ2 servers saw the player market grind to a halt for 48+ hours.

    Sony claims that a group of hackers illegally created a huge amount of EverQuest II currency over the weekend, and it says the players caused the game's economy to suffer 20 percent inflation in just 24 hours before being caught.

    According to Chris Kramer, director of public relations for EQ2 publisher Sony Online Entertainment, the players had, on Saturday, begun using their so-called "duping bug" to make large quantities of platinum, the game's currency. (A duping bug is a hack that exploits a weakness in online games' code to effectively create counterfeit currency or other goods.)

    A gnomish replicator, numerous dyes, and a stamping machine were seized in raids late Friday and GMs lead the perpetrators (faces concealed by unfolded newspapers) away for the sentencing phase.

    Anyway, read more facts about the Everquest 2 hacks here!

    News
    Sat, Aug 13, 2005
    Ethec
  • Devs Timeline Brought Back to Irth

    Worthplaying.com is reporting a September release date for Irth Online, the largest MMORPG (square km-wise) yet to be released. Beta 3 applications are also welcomed at this time.

    One of the highlighted additions in Beta 3 is the incorporation of graphic assets purchased from recently-cancelled MMORPG Wish, including the introduction of an underground Dwarf City. The Irth Online development team anticipates that former Wish players will enjoy seeing some of their favorite characters, avatars, and action sequences come back to life in Irth Online. The inclusion of previously acquired Wish assets into earlier Irth Betas has been well received by gamers, especially by players who have converted their support from Wish to Irth Online.

    Read the full worthplaying.com news release on Irth Online here!

    News
    Sat, Aug 13, 2005
    Ethec
  • SOE Takes the Red Pill

    Players have questions regarding Sony Online Entertainment's takeover of The Matrix Online, and SOE has some hard-to-swallow answers. MxO players can, however, look forward to 30 days of free play.

    When will the transition from WBIE to SOE take place?
    The transition is scheduled to occur on August 15, 2005. When you attempt to log in to the game on or following the scheduled August 15th transition date you will be notified that MxO is moving to SOE's Station platform. The notification window will carry a link to the Sony Online Entertainment (SOE) Station web site at which you will be offered the opportunity to create a new Station account.

    In order to continue to play MxO as of this date, you will need to register with SOE by creating a Station account, submitting billing and other subscriber information, and agreeing to SOE's End User License Agreement, Terms of Service, and other rules and policies. You will only need to complete this full process of re-registration once.

    Read more about The Matrix Online and the SOE Takeover here !

    News
    Sat, Aug 13, 2005
    Ethec
  • Boomtown.com gets the lowdown on how hazard mode works in Auto Assault with Senior Dev Ryan Seabury. Also covered is class-race interaction, trade skills, and the concepts behind "overheating."

    A renegade editor driving a fission-powered garbage truck bristling with missiles reportedly wrote this:

    [Boomtown:]Are there real differences between the skills of the three races for a same class? For instance, will a mutant healer be any different than a biomek healer?

    Ryan Seabury: Absolutely.. We wanted each archetype class to fulfil the same combat roles, but achieve them through mechanically different ways...for each race, the skills are flavoured based on the culture of survival for that race to illustrate, using the healer classes. Human Engineers will employ beams and energy based repairing, since Human tech is highly based on light and shielding etc. Mutant Shaman will manipulate the Contamination to create phase-formed vegetation that replenishes nearby allies and Biomek Constructors deploy nanobot technology and automated mini-mechs and bots to help their friends. And of course, there are many other skills that each of those classes has beyond just repairs that are different from each other.

    Find more Auto Assault answers at Boomtown!

    Features, Interviews
    Sat, Aug 13, 2005
    Ethec
  • Minotaurs Ain't All Bad...

    DDO Stormreach is out with another monster profile, this time examining the role that minotaurs will play. Apparently they're not all bullies ("bull"-ies? get it?).

    Once the tormented slaves and beasts of burden of an ancient giant empire, today the minotaur of Xen'drik is a fearsome creature that stands a full foot or two over the typical inhabitant of Stormreach. These bullheaded shaggy humanoids aren't all completely devoted to evil - some of them have been seen peddling goods inside the city. In this they are no different than the common avaricious dwarf - though perhaps a bit more appealing to look at. Outside of the settled regions, minotaurs are almost completely devoted to violence and a militant defense of their territory. Venturing into such dangerous territory is exactly the sort of peril that brings an adventurer fame and fortune.

    The complete monster profile at the DDO official site (free registration required).

    News
    Sat, Aug 13, 2005
    Ethec
  • They played the "name game" and won!

    Congrats to the grand prize winners in NCSoft's boss-naming contest! My entries: Graygrowl Monkeyteazer, FranzJoseph Gemuetlichkeit, o0bah haxx0rz, and Giggling Schoolgirl - well, they didn't even make the outtakes reel.

    We are happy to announce the winners of the Brand the Bosses Contest. Out of more than 8,000 entries, we have selected 6 Grand Prize winners and 18 Finalists. All 24 names will be incorporated into the Summer Update: Sorrow's Furnace and will be part of Guild Wars history!

    Winners of the six (6) Grand Prizes will receive:

    * An exclusive Guild Wars Team t-shirt
    * A Guild Wars hat
    * A copy of the game signed by the development team

    Each of the 18 Finalists will receive:

    * An exclusive Guild Wars Team t-shirt

    See the winning entries at the Guild Wars Official Site.

    News
    Sat, Aug 13, 2005
    Ethec
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    More new content across the network today. The Pepto-Bismol enemas and brain-washing seem to be working. I hope you all have a fantastic weekend. I'll be handing over the reins to Ethec for Saturday and Sunday. The guy just never sleeps. He's a monster!
    What's new on the network.

    What was recently recent, or what we still want you to see...you decide.

    Now on to the real world. You can't make this stuff up.

    • Monks Run Out Of World's Best Beer

      Toga outfits now make so much more sense.
    • Jerk-O-Meter For Phones Developed at MIT

      Cancer still not cured.
    • Coyotes Invade Residential Neighbourhoods

      Roadrunner seen leaving the city. Giant Acme catapult appears on local hill.
    • Video Game Toilets

      Because a day without a poop story, is like a day without porcelain.
    • Perseid Meteor Shower to Peak on August 12th

      Date for Mickey Rourke shower still not set.
    • Scientists Untagle Inca Number Strings

      Next on the list, figuring out those pesky cats in the cradle problems.
    • Web Entrepreneur Banks on Bum-Vertising

      We so wished this was an Angelina Jolie story, but the homeless will have to do.
    • Scientists See Chernobyl As Successful Wildlife Preserve

      By successful they deadly.
    • Da Vinci Code Movie To Placate Catholics

      Prostitution, Opus Dei, Sex Rituals...what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas we say.




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    Fri, Aug 12, 2005
    Boomjack
  • Shiny pictures of a game you can't play.
    Turbine has posted some fancy new screenshots from Lord of the Rings Online. We are confident that Sean Astin did not, in fact, say the following:

    " This is a test of the emergency description system. Had Turbine actually taken 20 seconds to post a description of their new screenshots you would have read it here. Remember, this is only a test. "

    You can view the Lord of the Rings Online Screenshots at The Official Site.

    Images, Media
    Fri, Aug 12, 2005
    Boomjack
  • The Arathi Basin Makes Handwashing Fun.
    Blizzard has posted a preview page covering the upcoming Arathi Basin Battleground instance. Crop circles in Russian wheat fields spelled out the following message:

    " Arathi Basin, located in Arathi Valley, is a fast and exciting Battleground. The Basin itself is rich with resources and coveted by both the Horde and the Alliance. The Forsaken Defilers and the League of Arathor have arrived at Arathi Basin to wage war over these natural resources and claim them on behalf of their respective sides. "

    You can read the entire World of Warcraft - Arathi Basin Preview at The Official Site.

    Features, Previews
    Fri, Aug 12, 2005
    Boomjack
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