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  • GDC_Alpha_Dagger_to_the_face.jpg
    Do you miss a good ol' fashioned hack-and-slash? War of the Roses and Chivalry: Medieval Warfare are two upcoming titles that just might help you relive your glory days. We got our hands on both of them at PAX East 2012. Check out our preview!
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    Tue, Apr 17, 2012
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  • GDC_Exclusive_Pack_03
    Ten Ton Hammer climbs into the World of Warplanes cockpit for the first time behind Wargaming.net CEO Victor Kislyi and Head of Game Design Ivan Kulbich. We'll wreak havoc with a Russian ground attack fighter, a German heavy night-fighter, and check out low-tier play in an American biplane while learning how World of Warplanes fits with the Wargaming.net's Clan Wars metagame.
    Previews
    Mon, Mar 19, 2012
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  • Repopulation_Jungle.jpg
    The Repopulation is the first 3D MMORPG to combine CivCity-style city building elements with a host of action RPG and traditional MMO features. Join us for our first live look at The Repopulation from GDC 2012!
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    Wed, Mar 14, 2012
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  • It's Friday and that means it's time for our next installment of our column A Tale of Two Players. This week Martuk, our veteran player, shares with us some fond, and not so fond, memories.
    News
    Fri, Jan 02, 2009
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  • We had a four-hour period today (7-11 PM Eastern) where this site was temporarily offline; it looks like we had a nasty hardware failure that took our database out!
    News
    Fri, Jan 02, 2009
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  • Our servers will be coming down for a scheduled hardware upgrade on Thursday, November 11th at 1500hrs (that's 3 PM!) Eastern.
    Network FYIs
    Fri, Jan 02, 2009
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  • We had a four-hour period today (7-11 PM Eastern) where this site was temporarily offline; it looks like we had a nasty hardware failure that took our database out!
    Network FYIs
    Fri, Jan 02, 2009
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  • The Paladin - what's he (or she!) all about? Is it a viable sub-class, or just pretty window dressing?
    News
    Fri, Jan 02, 2009
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  • Tradeskills - you either love 'em or hate 'em!
    News
    Fri, Jan 02, 2009
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  • In a guild? Starting a guild? Wondering, "What's a guild?" Then perhaps this article is for you!
    News
    Fri, Jan 02, 2009
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Comments by Ralphedelominius

Hey! I resemble those remarks.

I'll try to find a picture of me in the Utilikilt, licking some peripheral. Worst case, I'll put up the shot of me licking Cody's head in Leipzig - remember, when we all snuck into his room that night while he was asleep? Good times, good times.

Anyhoo, I reserve comment on the female staff issue until I can verify the following:

A) How hot they are, and;
B) Whether or not two of them have recently shared one cup.

Not locusts, BEES, dammit! Killer bees. :-D

Au contraire! I take that comment and make it my own. I fully agree, I have no home in EVE. We're like nomads traveling from region to region, consuming everything in our path.

At least, that's what RSF is doing. Everyone else is just trying to look small and not worthy of attention for when we finish off Band of Brothers... MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Dammit, I knew I shouldn't have finished that YouPron vid before popping over here to answer. Medeor wins the cupie doll.

As crazy as it seems, me screaming out my best Spongebob impression at the top of my lungs did not faze the crowd in attendance at all. They were too busy focusing on the *real* weirdos.

Thank you... thank you very much. Uh huh.

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