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  • It's Friday and that means it's time for our next installment of our column A Tale of Two Players. This week Martuk, our veteran player, shares with us some fond, and not so fond, memories.
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    Fri, Jan 02, 2009
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  • We had a four-hour period today (7-11 PM Eastern) where this site was temporarily offline; it looks like we had a nasty hardware failure that took our database out!
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    Fri, Jan 02, 2009
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  • Our servers will be coming down for a scheduled hardware upgrade on Thursday, November 11th at 1500hrs (that's 3 PM!) Eastern.
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    Fri, Jan 02, 2009
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  • We had a four-hour period today (7-11 PM Eastern) where this site was temporarily offline; it looks like we had a nasty hardware failure that took our database out!
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    Fri, Jan 02, 2009
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  • The Paladin - what's he (or she!) all about? Is it a viable sub-class, or just pretty window dressing?
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    Fri, Jan 02, 2009
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  • Tradeskills - you either love 'em or hate 'em!
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    Fri, Jan 02, 2009
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  • In a guild? Starting a guild? Wondering, "What's a guild?" Then perhaps this article is for you!
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    Fri, Jan 02, 2009
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  • After you've checked out the Heroic Opportunity Summary posted earlier, your next natural question would be, "but what do I *DO* to get these cool HO's?" Look no further, as we've located this handy
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    Fri, Jan 02, 2009
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  • Heroic Opportunities (HOs) and Combat Wheels (CWs) got you confused?
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    Fri, Jan 02, 2009
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  • So, you've installed EQ2 and set all your display settings to 'Max' because you think your machine is kick-ass... and it grinds to a halt! What's going on?
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    Fri, Jan 02, 2009
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Comments by Ralphedelominius

Hey! I resemble those remarks.

I'll try to find a picture of me in the Utilikilt, licking some peripheral. Worst case, I'll put up the shot of me licking Cody's head in Leipzig - remember, when we all snuck into his room that night while he was asleep? Good times, good times.

Anyhoo, I reserve comment on the female staff issue until I can verify the following:

A) How hot they are, and;
B) Whether or not two of them have recently shared one cup.

Not locusts, BEES, dammit! Killer bees. :-D

Au contraire! I take that comment and make it my own. I fully agree, I have no home in EVE. We're like nomads traveling from region to region, consuming everything in our path.

At least, that's what RSF is doing. Everyone else is just trying to look small and not worthy of attention for when we finish off Band of Brothers... MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Dammit, I knew I shouldn't have finished that YouPron vid before popping over here to answer. Medeor wins the cupie doll.

As crazy as it seems, me screaming out my best Spongebob impression at the top of my lungs did not faze the crowd in attendance at all. They were too busy focusing on the *real* weirdos.

Thank you... thank you very much. Uh huh.

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