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  • Ten Ton Hammer's very own satirical webcomic on all things geek-related back with a look at the future of World of Warcraft. There will come a time, brothers and sisters, when we all lay down our...
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    Sun, May 03, 2009
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  • Ten Ton Hammer's very own satirical webcomic on all things geek-related back with more adventures in SOE's Free Realms. You can be a Ninja, or a Racer, or a Pet Handler, or even someone who is...
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    Fri, May 01, 2009
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  • Ten Ton Hammer's very own satirical webcomic on all things geek-related is celebrating the launch of Free Realms with -- wait, a protest? Okay then, well at least he has a solid reason... sort...
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    Wed, Apr 29, 2009
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  • Ten Ton Hammer's very own satirical webcomic on all things geek-related is here again with some great news for folks looking forward to Champions Online. The launch of Cryptics new game is just a...
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    Sun, Apr 26, 2009
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  • Ten Ton Hammer's very own satirical webcomic on all things geek-related is with two new cast members! You might even say they're the perkiest characters yet. Heck, one could even call them the...
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    Thu, Apr 23, 2009
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  • Ten Ton Hammer's very own satirical webcomic on all things geek-related is serving up a dose of medical care and lost hopes this week. Now, don't give Adam too hard of a time. If your friend had...
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    Tue, Apr 21, 2009
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  • Ten Ton Hammer's very own satirical webcomic on all things geek-related is delivering a shot of potty humor directly to your funny/gross bone today. Pirate Bill is holding up his local game...
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    Sun, Apr 19, 2009
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  • Ten Ton Hammer's very own satirical webcomic on all things geek-related back with the answer to life, the universe and everything... oh wait. Nope. It's just the 42nd issue of Geeked. Pirate...
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    Fri, Apr 17, 2009
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  • Ten Ton Hammer's very own satirical webcomic on all things geek-related is back with a swashbuckling affair. Okay, I'm officially out of pirate puns. Just check it out at the link below, and...
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    Wed, Apr 15, 2009
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  • Ten Ton Hammer's very own satirical webcomic on all things geek-related is charging onward with the wind in its sails. Can Bill really start a software and video piracy ring? Well, one thing's...
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    Sun, Apr 12, 2009
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Comments by JoBildo

I've got to figure out a way to lose some of my verbositude though... yes, I made that word up. That is, if I ever want to match his Witfullness Supreme... I made that one up too. Larson could say so much without saying anything sometimes. It always astonished me as a kid and even still as an adult.

Still, looking at my early stuff from my Lost in Hyboria days, I do have to remember I've come a long way already.

I still remember my early days in WoW, playing with a guild of gamers who had been long participants of the beta program, and though they tried desperately to show me around and get me up to speed the truth is I often made mistakes like this early on. This was back when fishing could net you green items out the wazoo, so it was doubly painful because the trek back to somewhere I could buy one was long and arduous for my little level 17 self.

Anyway, enough reminiscing. Goob & Begud are well on their way to Northrend now, and it's about time.

MMOGs are getting more variety by the month as we reported recently. It seems that in the not too distant future, no MMOG player will be left without an option that fits exactly what they're looking for. Now if only someone would make a "Barry Gordy's The Last Dragon" MMO for yours truly.

This is the first time our "heroes" have gotten one of their good deeds right... mostly. But hey, there were no impaled cats, no launched old ladies, no heavy metal wigs, and no sweater-vests.

They're catching on!

Is that cheap? I mean, it's not like I resorted to farts for a laugh.

(Mental note: Next week, use farts.)

Anyway, I've got the guys in Menethil now as you might be able to tell by the blurred background. Getting there with my new lowbie Hunter was a bit rough until I realized I can take boats all over Azeroth now. My how things have changed in a few months' time.

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