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The Ten Ton Turnip
has rolled its massive root-body back into the mainstream, and it's here
Entertainment
Tue, Jan 13, 2009
Coyote
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I'm baaaaaaack.
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...and if there were some way to break through the screen of your monitor like Nicholson in "The Shining", I'd do it for added effect.
Mon, Jan 26, 2009
Coyote
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Editorial
by Coyote, Ten Ton Hammer's MMOG Humorist
Features, Opinions
Tue, May 27, 2008
Coyote
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An
Editorial by Coyote, Ten Ton Hammer's MMOG Humorist
"Free to play."
Features, Opinions
Tue, Jun 10, 2008
Coyote
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An
Editorial by Coyote, Ten Ton Hammer's MMOG Humorist
Features, Opinions
Mon, Jun 09, 2008
Coyote
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An
Editorial by Coyote, Ten Ton Hammer's Resident Humorist
Features, Opinions
Mon, Jun 23, 2008
Coyote
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An
Editorial by Coyote, Ten Ton Hammer’s Resident Humorist
All RPG's and MMOG's have one thing in common:
Features, Opinions
Fri, Jul 11, 2008
Coyote
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An
Editorial by Coyote
Features, Opinions
Mon, Jul 21, 2008
Coyote
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An
Editorial by Coyote, Ten Ton Hammer’s Resident Humorist
Let’s face facts: in all measures of success World of Warcraft
is really a great game. It has everything a successful MMOG needs in
order to claw its way to the top and stay there. Action, adventure,
little tater tot headed gnome freaks, and most important of
all…
…it has the numbers.
Features, Opinions
Thu, Jul 07, 2011
Coyote
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By
Coyote Sharptongue, Ten Ton Hammer's Resident Funnyman
Features, Previews
Tue, Nov 04, 2008
Coyote
Features, OpinionsTue, May 27, 2008Coyote
Or maybe we SHOULDN'T.
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Still not helping.
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And thus we see why I don't "let you help". You even killed the draft????
THIS WAS A FUNNY ARTICLE GOD DAMN IT!
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.....and none of you are helping. This just encourages her NOT to learn.
Reposting soon as she sends me the article in e-mail.
I've already ordered mine - even though this means I didn't win.
*sighs*
No future for the poor Fire Poker. Now he has to go back to his day job...
...as a proctologist.
Madhog:
Elephant Mounts - Wow
Cat mounts - Wow
Carpet mounts - Wow and EQ2
So...yeah.
And I didn't get into flying mounts, or clockwork mounts or yada yada because this was already 1400 words with 5. Which is why it is an abridged listing of what bothers me, not a wikipedia entry of every mount in available across all games.
You wanker.