Ten Ton Hammer - Taking MMO Gamers to the Next Level!

Coyote, this one is one of your "funniest" yet ... so good and so true, you might actually have to change the name of your Blog.

I once heard an excellent suggestion for getting back to the "good old days" ... you know, back when MEN were MEN, and MEN never, ever talked at a urinal. Here's the trick ... if a guy tries to strike up a conversation with you, and he's at the urinal next to you ... just turn 90 degrees directly toward him (MOST IMPORTANTLY .... DO NOT stop peeing!) and say to him; "Are you talking to me?" I am told he is unlikely to ask any more "urinal located" questions before he dies. If all MEN consistently apply this approach to the problem ... it will soon be back to the "good old days" of a quiet little tinkling sound, only to be interrupted by the occasional flush ! Just a thought ...