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Despite their complexities, hundreds of studios all across the world love
taking shots at developing massively multiplayer online games. Even
independent developers are willing to take the...
Features, Interviews
Mon, May 18, 2009
Cody Bye
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Already sporting oodles of content spanning four full expansions, Final Fantasy XI
doesn't have a lack of quests, items, or objectives for players to
enjoy. So when the development team sat down...
Features
Sun, May 17, 2009
Cody Bye
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When it comes to Lord of the Rings Online,
no one is more knowledgeable than Turbine’s Executive
Producer for the
title, Jeffrey Steefel. We recently sat down with Jeffrey in our
Features, Interviews
Fri, May 15, 2009
Cody Bye
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Last week, the Ten Ton Hammer staff had the fantastic opportunity to
sit down with fiifty MMO fans and Ten Ton Hammer readers in a Vooncast
focused specifically on NCsoft’s upcoming MMO, Aion:...
Features, Interviews
Tue, May 12, 2009
Cody Bye
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Many of us were surprised by the sudden announcement of a full-fledged City of Heroes expansion when it
was leaked by Kotaku
earlier this week. Thankfully, it wasn't a joke and CoH/CoV...
Video, Media
Tue, May 12, 2009
Cody Bye
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Post-apocalyptic settings are all the rage these days, and our large
contingent of Ten Ton Hammer Premium
Members have fallen prey to the dystopian fever as well. For
their latest VIP...
Features, Interviews
Mon, May 11, 2009
Cody Bye
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For everyone that was declaring NCsoft "weak" after Richard Garriott's declaration of fraud, you need to have a look at the company's latest earnings report. With Tabula Rasa now gone and buried,...
Official Announcements
Mon, May 11, 2009
Cody Bye
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Without a doubt, boasting a set of extreme-looking armor is one of the
coolest elements of any fantasy MMO. Many of those "Whoa" moments come
when a player first observes a special type of...
Features, Interviews
Mon, May 11, 2009
Cody Bye
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Last week, the Ten Ton Hammer staff published a brief Perfect
World International
developer diary that recapped the events of the last few months and
teased players with a glimpse of the Genie...
Dev Diaries
Thu, May 07, 2009
Cody Bye
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Ten Ton Hammer is proud to announce the opening of our Jade
Dynasty Beta Key Giveaway!
As the latest product from Perfect World Entertainment, this upcoming
fantasy / martial arts MMO is sure...
Contests
Thu, May 07, 2009
Cody Bye
I think the bunny should be British, occasionally wear a monocle, and pester both Goob AND Begud.
Absolutely delicious and oh oh oh so appropriate. For those of you haters, you can direct your mail to me at cody@tentonhammer.com because this was absolutely priceless.
I may go so far as to hang this on a wall somewhere, Coyote. Mr. Hoskin also sends his "GOLD" certification.
I rate this column Five Out of Five Hammers - with a whole lot of AWESOMESAUCE dumped on top.
*waves* What's up man?
Bet you didn't think I'd find it this fast, eh? And I did. My name is a source of constant mockery, and you do it better than most. :)
And - by the way - I'm not keeping Coyote down. I can feel all those orbital death lasers pointed at my skull, so don't go pressing the "FIRE!" button, because it's not me messing with the boobies.
I *hugs* da boobies.
I bet Radar is going nuts.
"Coyote, what are you doing!?"
Here's a topic, Coyote. Write an entire column in a Dr. Seuss style, preferably using my name. That'd make me soil my pants....which would be funny in its own right. I'd take pics, just for you.