Norrathian Beauties

by on Sep 27, 2007

I feel pretty, oh so pretty! <br>

I feel pretty, oh so pretty!

Who doesn't love a good Beauty Contest? Particularly when it's being hosted by our favorite ogre, Krunnk! Find out what happens when the host decides he'd rather have the center stage for Norrathian Beauty Pageant in another hilarious feature by Coyote Sharptongue!

"'Kay. First pretty princess girl is..um.." The Ogre squints as he attempts to pronounced the name and race of the contest's first hopeful. "..Um..this is um.. BigBooty Happy'Face she a stupid elf." He announces as he gestures to a confused High Elf woman who steps forward.

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