Show Notes - Episode #1: Not Funny... Forever - style="font-weight: bold;">December 30, 2008

Length: 27:02

Synopsis: Ten Ton Hammer begins by saying goodbye to one of our longest running columns: Not Funny... Ever. Coyote will be sticking around to work on the Ten Ton Turnip and will be filling his time with a few interesting projects of his own.


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  • Jeff "Ethec" Woleslagle

    Editor in Chief- Ten Ton Hammer Network
  • Ben "Machail" de la Durantaye

    Managing Editor - Ten Ton Hammer Network


  • Coyote

    Humorist, writer, and airbrusher of insanely large breasted women pictures.
  • Tony "RadarX" Jones
    Ten Ton Hammer main site writer and the Col. Parker to Coyote's Elvis
  • Cody Bye
    Ten Ton Hammer Executive Editor and unfortunate brunt of Coyote's humor
  • AutumnKiss
    Vivox Communities Manager and Voon fixer-upper
  • You!
    Join us next week on Voon in room Ten Ton Events.

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  • 0:00 Nonsense and lies about Ethec's desk drawer
  • 0:54 Introductions is a lie

Coyote makes fun of our intro music, and Ethec nervously segues to the news.


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News and Events
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  • 1:51 The Machail Report
  • 4:15 Now, the introductions

Ben nobly takes on a slow holiday week in the news department, followed by general hilarity about the Age of Conan holiday event. There will be a goat, and a Voon, and maybe a goat's voon on a t-shirt.


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Not Funny... Forever
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  • 5:12 Not a blog.
  • 8:34 Hungarian anime
  • 9:27 Turnip plans
  • 11:33 The Coyote book tour begins in...
  • 12:05 - Ah, the memories
  • 26:45 EQ2 rules
  • 28:05 Closing

A tribute to two and a half years of Coyote's best work, best hate mail, Potter Porn, Sam and Frodo, Ten Ton Turnip, and an upcoming bestseller in the making?!



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Jeff joined the Ten Ton Hammer team in 2004 covering EverQuest II, and he's had his hands on just about every PC online and multiplayer game he could since.