For many of us in the video game industry, we often wonder why particular games deserve their ESRB ratings. Those of us that played Asheron's Call 2 often puzzled at the seemingly inappropriate "M" rating. Now with Age of Conan rampaging its way through our computers, many gamers are also wondering if the game deserves that "M" rating. Making his editorial debut on the Ten Ton Hammer main page, our resident MMOG humorist Coyote serves up a batch of laughs while answering the question "Age of Conan: Rated M for....What?"

Did he just say nipples? Can he say nipples? Why wasn't there a disclaimer at the heading of this content stating in big red letters that the word nipple would be used, not just once but multiple times and in its plural form? But there it is plain as day. Nipple.

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