A Small Anthology of MMO Haikus

A collection of different MMO experiences, each summed up in exactly seventeen syllables.

Ten Ton Hammer MMO Haikus

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Fog-filtered sunlight

Shines upon a red puddle:

Freakin' zombie blood.



Ten Ton Hammer MMO Haikus

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A man or a mouse?

A question no one should ask,

Except in WildStar.





Ten Ton Hammer MMO Haikus

MMO Haikus - DC Universe Online



A simulacrum.

"I am the goddamn Batman."

Almost, but not quite.



Ten Ton Hammer MMO Haikus

MMO Haikus - Star Wars: The Old Republic



Jedi mind control

Works against the weak-minded.

"You WILL buy our
crap."



Ten Ton Hammer MMO Haikus

MMO Haikus - Star Trek Online



Ewww, man, what the hell.

What is this, I don't even...

Dude, seriously.




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