A Small Anthology of MMO Haikus

A collection of different MMO experiences, each summed up in exactly seventeen syllables.
Ten Ton Hammer MMO HaikusMMO Haikus - The Secret World


Fog-filtered sunlight

Shines upon a red puddle:

Freakin' zombie blood.


Ten Ton Hammer MMO HaikusMMO Haikus - WildStar


A man or a mouse?

A question no one should ask,

Except in WildStar.



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MMO Haikus - DC Universe Online


A simulacrum.

"I am the goddamn Batman."

Almost, but not quite.


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MMO Haikus - Star Wars: The Old Republic


Jedi mind control

Works against the weak-minded.

"You WILL buy our crap."


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MMO Haikus - Star Trek Online


Ewww, man, what the hell.

What is this, I don't even...

Dude, seriously.



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