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The cat-like Khajiit

Love moon-sugar and warm sands.

I still hate furries.

Orsimer are elves,

Green of skin, thickly muscled.

Elves, man. Orcs are elves.

Altmer believe in

Their own divine right to rule.

Kill all the humans!

Bretons, meh. Nords, meh.

Most human races are lame.

Except for Redguards.

Dunmer are NOT Drow.

There are no damned Dunmer Drizzts.

Suck it, Salvatore.

An Argonian

Says, "I AM THE LIZARD KING!"

Cries himself to sleep.

Cyrodiil's bad boys,

The gangsta Imperials.

Pimp swag Ruby Throne.