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The best story of the day has to be about the Grandmother who is is suing the Grand Theft Auto folks because she bought the game for her 14 year old grandson not knowing that it had sexual content. I guess the cop shootings, bat beatings, drug dealing and over the top violence was O.K., but the sexual content, now that was completely unacceptable. Perhaps she needed new glasses as she failed to see the gigantic honking "M" on the box that designated the game as mature?
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Now on to the real world, you can't make this stuff up.

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  Personal responsibility takes a long, hard kick in the arse.
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