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The in-laws are over this weekend. The fact that my wife and kids
are crazy enough to live with me, coupled with the arrival of the
in-laws should pretty much write the screenplay for the comedy-drama
you'll be watching on your local Cineplex movie screen next summer.
TenTonHammer Presents - The MMOG Terminology Guide - by Neddie Seagoon. We're still presenting it, so click the bloody link and read it.

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- One click searches all of the top gaming sites. Set laziness aside
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Now on to the real world, you can't make this stuff up.

• Michael Jackson's Album Debuts at 128
  
  Michael Jackson has an new album?
• Lennon Lyric Sheet Sells for $1.04 Million
  

  Imagine.

• Ensign Crusher Celebrates a Birthday
  
  No link, I just wanted to type out Ensign Crusher.
• Woman Sues Denny's Over Toilet Burns
  
  Taco Bell watches the case intently.
• Stray Nigerian Cows Face Arrest
  

  Community watch opens Bovine Phoneline. Cow gangs milk publicity.

• Lindsay Lohan Cancels European Tour
  
  Talking car just not as funny as Jerry Lewis.
• Coca Cola To Release Calorie Burning Drink
  
  Book burning drink already released in Alabama.
• NHL Players' Union Boss Steps Down
  
  "I've ruined hockey. It's all Goodenow." he was heard to say as he left the building.
• Canada vs Denmark Dispute Hits Google
  
  Canadians continue to eat Danish patries and Danish hockey teams.