Ganked! August 7th, 2005

Posted Sun, Aug 07, 2005 by Ethec

Ganked! Sunday edition.
Ethec here to scrape the bottom of the barrel in our Sunday news you can't use piece! It's bad out there newswise, friends; next Sunday I might just have to strike out on my own a bit. You know, create some news in a less than diabolical or illegal manner. Or just put better stuff on the Saturday reject pile!
As usual, you can't make this stuff up:

  • Yoga Makes Norwegian Inmates Unruly.

    Apparently soothing "nature sounds" tapes unlock primal instincts, too.
  • Boy Opts for Chopin over Beethoven, Crowd & Piano Teacher Squabble, Lawsuits Fly .

    Kind of reminds me of my 4th-grade piano recital. Not.
  • Teacher's Nightmare: Nine Sets of Grade-School Identical Twins

    Nine to misbehave, nine to provide an alibi, none to rule them all and in disciplinary darkness bind them.
  • Dog Escapes from Alcatraz, Swims 1.2 Miles In Cold, Heavy Currents

    The "birddog" of Alcatraz was later seen growling at his owner. Apparently dogs don't have a penchant for stupid stunts like humans do.
  • Man Goes Up Against Police With Medieval Weaponry

    Man later seen playing rock-paper-scissors with Kim Jong Il.
  • Research Indicates Men Physiologically Have Difficulty Hearing Women.

    Men everywhere cheer! Then settle into a recliner with the TV remote. Announce CABAL Online Free To Play

Thu, May 10, 2007
Ares 1-year-anniversary event!

Wed, May 09, 2007
An Interview with Mike Wallis, CEO of Colony Studios
Tue, May 08, 2007

Ten Ton Hammer Blog Update for Friday, May 04, 2007

  • Shay's Treehouse- Spin Control? Shay looks at current events in the Vanguard Community.
  • So Your Wife Doesn't Game… - Salvaging Your Old PC Micajah asks for the help of the Ten Ton Hammer community in finding the best way to dispose of his old relic.
  • Not Funny Ever… - Go To Jail, Directly To Jail Coyote talks about how far a field things have gone when someone is arrested because of a video game.
Sat, May 05, 2007

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