Tuesday, you just can't lose-day. Here comes the fancy new content!
If every person who slinks by this page could click here and do a search, search for anything, it would help a bagload in stress testing the additions we are making to the Search Tool. Traffic is way up, but we need more to break this thing. I don't want the technical types here at TenTonHammer.com thinking they have gotten the best of you. Show them who's boss and bury the bloody thing so I can strut around at the next meeting saying what great members we have.
What's new on the network.
What was recently recent, or what we still want you to see...you decide.
Now on to the real world. You can't make this stuff up.
- State Seizes Woman's Duck
Bugs Bunny failed to return our calls. Duck's assistant said the act was, "Dethhhhhh-pickable".
- Chimpanzee Culture Confirmed
Still no cure for cancer, but researchers can accurately fling their own poo.
- Belgian Nun Dirty Dances at World Youth Day
Considers name change to Sister Mary Traci Lourdes.
- Robertson Calls for Chavez's Assassination
Kill 'em all and let God sort 'em out becomes religious leader's new motto.
- Wal-Mart Wrings $175 Out of Elderly for Manure
In other news, old people buy manure at Wal-Mart?
- Grass Cops Watch For Overgrown Lawns
Today's waste of taxpayer's money story brought to you by Towson, Md.
- Belgian Soccer Team Loses 50-1
Huge waffles as snacks and syrup in the water bottles didn't work out as planned.
- Thailand Calls in Chinese Goddess Mazu To Scare Ghosts
Giant marshmallow man remains unamused, says, "Who you gunna call?"
-- John "Boomjack" Hoskin