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Posted Tue, Aug 23, 2005 by Boomjack

Tuesday, you just can't lose-day. Here comes the fancy new content!
If every person who slinks by this page could click here and do a search, search for anything, it would help a bagload in stress testing the additions we are making to the Search Tool. Traffic is way up, but we need more to break this thing. I don't want the technical types here at TenTonHammer.com thinking they have gotten the best of you. Show them who's boss and bury the bloody thing so I can strut around at the next meeting saying what great members we have.
What's new on the network.

What was recently recent, or what we still want you to see...you decide.

Now on to the real world. You can't make this stuff up.

  • State Seizes Woman's Duck

    Bugs Bunny failed to return our calls. Duck's assistant said the act was, "Dethhhhhh-pickable".
  • Chimpanzee Culture Confirmed

    Still no cure for cancer, but researchers can accurately fling their own poo.
  • Belgian Nun Dirty Dances at World Youth Day

    Considers name change to Sister Mary Traci Lourdes.
  • Robertson Calls for Chavez's Assassination

    Kill 'em all and let God sort 'em out becomes religious leader's new motto.
  • Wal-Mart Wrings $175 Out of Elderly for Manure

    In other news, old people buy manure at Wal-Mart?
  • Grass Cops Watch For Overgrown Lawns

    Today's waste of taxpayer's money story brought to you by Towson, Md.
  • Belgian Soccer Team Loses 50-1

    Huge waffles as snacks and syrup in the water bottles didn't work out as planned.
  • Thailand Calls in Chinese Goddess Mazu To Scare Ghosts

    Giant marshmallow man remains unamused, says, "Who you gunna call?"

-- John "Boomjack" Hoskin

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Ten Ton Hammer Blog Update for Friday, May 04, 2007

  • Shay's Treehouse- Spin Control? Shay looks at current events in the Vanguard Community.
  • So Your Wife Doesn't Game… - Salvaging Your Old PC Micajah asks for the help of the Ten Ton Hammer community in finding the best way to dispose of his old relic.
  • Not Funny Ever… - Go To Jail, Directly To Jail Coyote talks about how far a field things have gone when someone is arrested because of a video game.
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