Here comes the weekend. Summer is almost at an end where I live. /sigh
Friday Vin Diesel Fact:
Jerry Bruckhiemer's next show, CSI: Vin Diesel, will not co-star Keifer Sutherland.
What's new on the network.
What was recently recent, or what we still want you to see...you decide.
Now on to the real world. You can't make this stuff up.
- Ghetto Fries Offend Some Appetites
Subsidized housing fries still flying out the door.
- Chinese Cyber Spies
Bringing five-cent McDonald's toys to a spyware program near you.
- Water Flowed Recently On Mars
NASA hurriedly building next Mars spacecraft from duct tape and chewing gum.
- Homer da Vinci
Homer da Vinci code make N.Y. Times bestseller list.
- 'Redneck Woman' Singer Asked To Stop Chewing Tobacco
Cars on blocks in front yard is still O.K.
- Controlling West Nile Through Mosquito Urine
Mosquito keg parties coming to a swamp near you.
- Border Patrol Chopper Brought Down by Thrown Rocks
Major League Baseball open door to illegal immigrant pitchers.
- Garbage Truck Forced To Dump Flaming Cargo
Your tax dollars at work.
-- John "Boomjack" Hoskin