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Posted Tue, Aug 30, 2005 by Boomjack

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So much for slow MMOG news. Today was filled with gems, including two personal favourites from China. If the French had gotten into it I may have had a banner day. I will be travelling to meetings Wednesday to Friday, but our good man Jeff "Ethec" Woleslagle will be sitting in as my guest host. I'm sure many of you can barely contain your excitement at this announcement. To you I say, "Pffffffftttttt".
I'd like to throw out a big round of clap out to all of the nations that have stood up and sent millions upon millions of dollars and thousands of relief workers to help the U.S. citizens who have lost everything in the wake of Hurricane Katrina. It's heart-warming to know that you would help the U.S. in the same way that you helped those hurt by the Tsunami. /Canadian Sarcasm Off
Tuesday Vin Diesel Fact:

Vin Diesel created the periodic table, although in the original version he was the First Element.
I have a funny bone to pick with your folks... ohhhh, a pun that even Phil would be proud of. Each day I will link an "unusual" story and you folks send me what you feel the headline should be. One lucky entrant will win an all expenses paid trip to your desk chair, and my undying gratitide, AND THAT'S NOT ALL!!!! For a limited time I'll give you full credit. After that, I'll start taking credit for your humour. Just kidding...maybe.
Today's Story - CNN Staffers Have It Out On Air

Send your headline submissions to [email protected]. And keep your spam, you spamming bastards. Maybe China should limit spammers to three-consecutive hours of work?
What's new on the network.

What was recently recent, or what we still want you to see...you decide.

Now on to the real world. You can't make this stuff up.

  • Sweden's Twisting Tower

    Winner of the "Best excuse by a drunken architect goes to..."
  • Eyes Wide Open

    Postage stamp sized big screens.
  • iTunes May Pay More to Play

    iOutrage from the iGadget users will iEnsue.
  • School Gives Pupils F-word Limit

    Chris Rock seen leaving the school yelling "F-Yeah!"
  • Scientists Discover That People With Red Hair Get Sunburns

    In other news, our brightest minds have also discovered that dogs bark, water is wet.
  • Asteroid Could Smash Into Earth

    Bruce Willis and Ben Affleck stop drilling wells, get their spacesuits on.
  • Dead End Kid Makes Grave Mistake [Thanks Okooo]

    Is that a decomposing head on your shoulder, or are you just glad to see me?
  • Eyebrow Record Holder [Thanks Okooo]

    A man with three incher holds record.
  • A Bill For Your Bill. [Thanks Okooo]

    It's not gouging if they tell you to your face.
  • China's Newest Epedemic - Nude Web Chatting

    Chatroom names like Jenny Talia and Hugh Jass usually a give-away.

-- John "Boomjack" Hoskin

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  • So Your Wife Doesn't Game… - Salvaging Your Old PC Micajah asks for the help of the Ten Ton Hammer community in finding the best way to dispose of his old relic.
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