Ten Ton Hammer - Taking MMO Gamers to the Next Level!

Yes, that IS a picture of an orc dressed as a pimp and attended by two night elf "escorts."

Been feeling a little lonely during your time spent questing in Azeroth? Not to worry! The gold sellers have a new business plan that'll cheer you right up. Starting soon, you can order your own virtual escort from them to follow you around and do anything you want them to. Seriously, anything. Go nuts.

Gamers across the world! You never have to feel alone and confused. You can now expect more and get the most out of your game. GamePal gives you a chance to step ahead and have the upper hand! Hire an Escort Service from GamePal and enjoy the advantages today! We can do anything you want and everything you ask for!

As much as it pains me to link a gold seller, you need to see this. Don't buy gold-- just look at the crazy orc illustration and marvel at what some people are willing to pay money for.