“Announcing the Ten Ton Hammer – capable of separating monsters from their cranial contents at least 50,000 times before needing its first repair!”
It's time to take the kid gloves off, boys and girls, because a
virtualized Ten Ton
Hammer will be waiting for you to wield it in just a few weeks time.
and the editors at Ten Ton Hammer are
pleased announce that the two companies have joined forces to
provide you with what you've always wanted: a Ten Ton Hammer of your
very own. Although the weapon is still in the balancing, development and bug squashing
phase, both companies wanted to give the Ten Ton Hammer
readers advanced warning to download the game and attain a character of
an appropriate level to find the item. In a few short weeks, the Ten
Ton Hammer will be dropping from monsters throughout Dungeon
and you'll need to be prepared to get your ultimate weapon!
According to the always tongue-in-cheek Dungeon Runners developers, this weapon is “Guaranteed to pancake your adversaries in 3.71 swings, provide 5,281,743 experience points, and impress the locals when you bust out this bad boy. It matches your Illustrious Boots of The Baffled Iguana nicely, and looks sweet on your character’s web page
To facilitate the needs of our readers, the Ten Ton Hammer staff is
also pleased to announce that we are now serving as one of
the mirrors for the fun-filled, action-packed MMOG known as Dungeon
Runners. Released May 24, 2007, Dungeon
is a free-to-play
massively multiplayer online game that takes all the seriousness of the
fantasy genre and puts a lighter spin on things. Just what we try to do
here at Ten Ton Hammer!
can be described as a hilarious romp through a world
that takes itself very lightly.
- unlike many
free-to-play games, continues to grow and evolve. With such a
light-hearted atmosphere, the game is fairly simple to construct new
areas for and the developers are constantly updating the game with new
If you have any more questions about the game, feel free to
check out Cody “Micajah” Bye’s review of
which can be found by clicking here
Ton Hammer will be waiting for you in Dungeon Runners!
For those that are interested, here are a few basic features from the
- You can own your very own Ten Ton Hammer!
- Three character classes: Fighter, Mage, or Ranger. Each can
learn powerful magic and deadly weapon skills.
- Progress in power as you gain levels and acquire new
- Some dungeons can be completed quickly, rewarding those who
only invest 15 minutes a play session. Greater dungeons, however, will
provide a deep, rich, questing experience for those who want to go on
longer runs or multi-part quests.
- Easy to control with either ‘WASD’ or
point and click combat and movement.
- Adventure alone or join with online friends to form your
own band of heroes.
- Undertake quests to rid the world of unspeakable horrors
and legions of enemies.
- Gather in the public area of Townston, and then quickly hop
into a new adventure in your very own instanced dungeon.
- Become a legend. Bask in the limelight as your powers,
and influence grow with each successful quest and every fallen foe.
- Randomly generated dungeons may contain any number of
rooms, different monster encounters and more! Each dungeon is always
fresh, providing limitless re-playability.
- Game content will continually grow: new maps, monsters,
powers, and much, much more!
- Literally thousands of magic weapons, items, and armor to
What do you think about a Ten Ton Hammer being made for Dungeon Runners? Should every game adopt this policy? Let
us know on the forums!