New EQ2 Coyote Feature: KoS and Penny Arcadia

An "unbiased" look at EverQuest 2's newest expansion... Coyotee Sharptongue, on his journey for the truth, interviews Penny Arcadia to get an unbiased and journalistic view on the Kingdom of Sky. Or is it a stab at "independent" sites that push the flavor of the day by unfairly criticizing competing MMOGs? Hrmm. “Wait a minute.” He asks, looking up from his readings. “Are you affiliated with PoP by chance?” “That’s not the POINT Coyote!” Penny Arcadia says, smacking her fist into her hand for emphasis. “The point is, Kingdom of Sky – Norrath on whole is a bland, poorly designed, poorly contrived world made by unimaginative gods! Unlike Planet of PhysicalCombatMaking, which is too glorious for words! And on sale this month at a vendor near you!” She adds quickly with a toothy smile as the reporter struggles to get the microphone away from her. “Will..you..give ..me..” Coyotee stammers as he pulls the device free. “Are you telling me, that your opinion of Norrath, is in no way influenced by your close association with…with this parallel universe?” He frowns as he waits for a response.” The truth about Kingdom of Sky and recent, shall we say, media antics at at EQ2 - TenTonHammer!

An "unbiased" look at EverQuest 2's newest expansion...

Coyotee Sharptongue, on his journey for the truth, interviews Penny Arcadia to get an unbiased and journalistic view on the Kingdom of Sky. Or is it a stab at "independent" sites that push the flavor of the day by unfairly criticizing competing MMOGs? Hrmm.

“Wait a minute.” He asks, looking up from his readings. “Are you affiliated with PoP by chance?”

“That’s not the POINT Coyote!” Penny Arcadia says, smacking her fist into her hand for emphasis. “The point is, Kingdom of Sky – Norrath on whole is a bland, poorly designed, poorly contrived world made by unimaginative gods! Unlike Planet of PhysicalCombatMaking, which is too glorious for words! And on sale this month at a vendor near you!” She adds quickly with a toothy smile as the reporter struggles to get the microphone away from her.

“Will..you..give ..me..” Coyotee stammers as he pulls the device free. “Are you telling me, that your opinion of Norrath, is in no way influenced by your close association with…with this parallel universe?” He frowns as he waits for a response.”

The truth about Kingdom of Sky and recent, shall we say, media antics at at EQ2 - TenTonHammer!

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