EQ2: A Gnomish Story of Love
Dark Elves and Gnomes...
Believe it or not, our resident Dark Elf, Kiara, has found love among the gnomes. Join her as she describes her undying affection for those cute little guys, and explains the joys of completing their racial quests. Could this be the beginning of something special? I think so.
As if it weren't humiliating enough for a Dark Elf to have to play a Ratonga or all the rest of those things... Now I've been ordered by the evil pink pantseded one to look at the Gnomes. GNOMES!!! I'm playing FOOD. It's almost too much to bear... I swear if he makes me do Erudites next I'll... I'll... I'll shave off his beard is what I'll do!