Warhammer Online: Age of Reckoning has been out for seven weeks, and it's time to give it the good ol' Ten Ton Hammer shake-down. What's the game all about? Does it stand up to today's standards? Does anyone play it? How does a gamer geek get the girls in college? Find out the answer to all these questions, and more, as Benjamin J. de la Durantaye explores WAR in Ten Ton Hammer's Warhammer Online Review.

The game feels a little bland to start. It's not British cuisine bland, but it could use a little less tea-and-scones and a bit more Hot Sauce and Red Bull. All the components that one would expect from a new game are present, and the polish on the game is quite real.