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Elections really bring out the worst in people, especially if
they
are candidates for the highest position in the land.The higher the
position, the lower the depths people will sink to in order to win. Two
reports released this week shed some dirty light on the candidates.
Both candidates have some skeletons in the closet and as the campaigns
get nastier, the skeletons have no place to hide.

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Obama iz takin ur l33t l00t.

Revealed in a report yesterday by Bystaders All Sitting
Together
Arrogandtly Ridiculing DemocratS (BASTARDS), videos of a much younger
Barrack Obama playing Everquest show him pleading with guildmates to
let him bring about some real change:

"We need a change here in guild management, these guys
have been in control for far too long. There comes a time to move to
new leadership and get rid of the old guard (and I do mean old, our
guild leader is 28!). We need to share the wealth. Why should we all go
out and quest when we could just have those in the higher levels, like
say the top five percent, go out and gather gold for all of us?"

Not to be outdone, the group calling themselves Free Lemmings
And
Marmots In New Guinea Leaves IndelliBle Eco Repurcussions And Lag
Spikes (FLAMING LIBERALS) has disclosed a scathing story about Senator
McCain's campaign finance which is largely funded by gold selling
operations in Asia.

Always skeptical of FL's reports, this ace reporter jumped on
a
plane and headed to China. I was greated in the airport by someone who
mistook me for the entourage of Senator McCain. The gentleman asked me,
"Do you want to see this week's gold reports? href="http://warhammer.tentonhammer.com/" target="_blank">Warhammer
has been especially active this week as people are trying to get a leg
up in the new open RvR xp gains. Of course href="http://wow.tentonhammer.com/" target="_blank">WoW'
is picking up as the poor suckers leveling Inscription need flowers and
you can always count on the faithful in href="http://www.tentonhammer.com/eve/" target="_blank">EVE
Online
who would steal money out of their mother's wallets for a few extra
isk." Appalled, I asked him "Are you sure about WAR, the other games I
can understand, but who needs currency in WAR?" Redfaced, the man
looked anxious and replied "You're right, our efforts in WAR are
miserable since currency is easy to get and we are thwarted by the
developers at every turn. If one more of my farmers gets the public
message when they get banned, I will need to bring in a therapist." The
results don't lie, McCain has not had great success in fundraising, so
apparently gold farming doesn't pay.

While neither candidate would discuss the above reports on the
record, both senators had a gleem in their eye as they said of the
other "I will pwn that guy."