For those of you needing some “massive” laughter,
let us introduce you to the href="http://www.tentonhammer.com/turnip" target="_blank">Ten
Ton Turnip, the official satire magazine of Ten Ton Hammer
and the MMOG industry! That’s right folks, we are fans of Ten
Ton objects. First we introduced you to the href="http://www.tentonhammer.com/" target="_blank">Ten
Ton Hammer, then the href="http://www.tentonhamster.com/" target="_blank">Ten
Ton Hamster, and now – believe it or not
– make way for the Ten Ton Turnip. It’s part
genetically modified organism, part whoop-ass, and all humor, so read
it with your funnybone turned on, or it will knock your socks off.



In our inaugural issue of the “triple T” the Ten
Ton Hammer staffers poke fun at McDonalds, style="font-style: italic;">World of Warcraft,
Barack Obama, Warhammer
Online, fishermen, DC
Universe and Tibetan monks. This is an over-the-top, fists
flying comedy brawl, so don’t waste any more time. Jump into
the melee now!

• target="_blank">The Ten Ton Turnip is waiting for you. Read
  it immediately!