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Ten Ton Turnip Issue 1 - All the MMOG Humor You Can Handle

Posted Tue, Nov 25, 2008 by Cody Bye

For those of you needing some “massive” laughter, let us introduce you to the Ten Ton Turnip, the official satire magazine of Ten Ton Hammer and the MMOG industry! That’s right folks, we are fans of Ten Ton objects. First we introduced you to the Ten Ton Hammer, then the Ten Ton Hamster, and now – believe it or not – make way for the Ten Ton Turnip. It’s part genetically modified organism, part whoop-ass, and all humor, so read it with your funnybone turned on, or it will knock your socks off.

In our inaugural issue of the “triple T” the Ten Ton Hammer staffers poke fun at McDonalds, World of Warcraft, Barack Obama, Warhammer Online, fishermen, DC Universe and Tibetan monks. This is an over-the-top, fists flying comedy brawl, so don’t waste any more time. Jump into the melee now!


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