WAR Players Give Thanks

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Posted November 27th, 2008 by Taea

war thanksgiving WAR Players Give Thanks

It's a day of Turkey and cranberries, mashed potatoes and gravy. But don't forget the most important side dish: a little Warhammer Online! On this Thanksgiving Holiday, we asked our WAR players what their characters were thankful for. See what your fellow gamers had to say!

LeToast the Bright Wizard sports her full set of Devastator Renown armor. She is thankful to all the Destruction players that sacrificed their lives, that her Renown level could grow.

Raxdor the Witch Hunter is thankful for "flintlocke pistols and sweet looking hats with buckles, which fit the spirit of Thanksgiving perfectly.

Bigprism the Archmage is thankful that she got to meet Gotrek and Felix.
"Felix was stuck in that pose for the photoshoot, but he looks pretty awesome."

Two Ironbreakers share their thanks as well. Bildo Grudgekeeper of Karak Eight Peaks is thankful for "the wee little keg he keeps in his beard. It comes in handy during long days of travel through High Pass, working for the Empire sods."

Kip Axebite is thankful for the healing of a Rune Priest when he goes in to take a beating for her, Ironbreaker style.

Destruction players can be thankful, too! Especially the Marauders, it seems.

Battlerager Gatts is thankful that "Tzeentch is able to provide me with so many fresh enemies. Like lambs to the slaughter, they fall upon my blade. One right after the other."

Heethun Facechewer is thankful for his spooky arm.

Entrails is "very thankful for his back tentacles, because [insert appropriate imagery here!] Yep, Entrails loves those back tentacles."

Bigdronugg is "just thankful that there are all these pretty lil birds flying around. We get something peaceful to look at out of all the WAR."

Dagorc the Black Orc waxes poetic in his expression of thanks.

Me'z Dagorc an' me da' biggest meanest greenest orc 'n da' WAR!

Now heah dis ya gits!

WAAAGH!!!

Dis Black Orc iz fankful for sum fings.

Me fankful fa stunties,
so me kneez don' get lonely.
Me fankful fa skinnies,
so me choppa don' get rusty.
Me even fankful fa hummies,
so me gotz sumfin' ta thump,
when da stunties an' skinnies go belly up.

Me fankful fa keeps,
az dey iz so fun ta smash.
Me fankful fa flaggies,
az der 'eroz iz fun ta bash.
Me mosty fankful fa WAR,
as it givez dis big boss reason ta log,
when me wantz ta feel da WAAAGH!!!

Happy Thanksgiving to all of you, from all of us at Ten Ton Hammer!