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Commit to memory what are about to see here, young rogue. 
These words
are to be taken as law at all times throughout your journey to slay
Arthas and bring harmony to Azeroth, or death to the opposing
faction. 
I am the lord of rogues, Stow.  These Ten Commandments of
playing a
Rogue shall be etched forever on this .... monitor.



1. 
Thou
shall have no other DPS before me. 
I am the
slayer of the Old
Gods, and my DPS is without equal if I stay in melee range the whole
fight.



2. 
style="font-style: italic;">Thou shall not make any
likeness of me. 
Feral
Kittens will be
toned down with 3.2 and no longer pose any threat to our position as
kings of the melee.  We are the masters of stealth and combos,
and no
one shall ever come close.



3. 
Thou
shall not take the
name of the Rogue in
vain.  If you spell
it Rouge, beg for forgiveness.



4. 
Remember
your poisons, and keep them applied. 
Forgetting to apply
poisons and taking five in the middle of a fight to reapply them can
get you killed and effectively ruin your DPS for the fight.



5. 
Honour
thy tank and thy healer, for
without them we will
last seconds, and with them, we are invincible.



6. 
Thou
shall kill without remorse. 
If thou must
Cheap Shot and
Kidney Shot thy enemies to be victorious, do just that. 
Cooldown
skills exist to be used, and used they shall be.



7. 
style="font-style: italic;">Thou shalt not commit
adultery even if it is
mentioned in
the
various steamy romance novels that we may come across as a result of
the following commandment.



8. 
Thou
shall steal whenever the option presents itself,
and
covet the
junk that comes of it.  We are potion junkies, and potions are
a common
result of theft.



9. 
Thou
shall bear false testimony against thy tank, and
Tricks of the
Trade him when possible. 
For if we have to Feint or Vanish to
lose our
opponents, we are losing precious damage.



10. 
Thou
shalt not covet thy raid member's gear, nor his pet,
nor his
mount.  Our leather
shall drop with time, and we are the only
ones
worth of it.  Our daggers have our names etched in
them.  Our swords
and axes have little competition as the other users tend to be
unpopular in raids with us.



Rogues, keep these words close to your heart.  They will give
you
strength in times of need.  If you have faith, your blows
shall land
with critical force, and your poisons will be applied on every weapon
contact with your victims.  Now go forth, and spread the long
forgotten
word of the Rogue.