Welcome to the first edition of ReloadingÂ
It has been quite some time since IÂve written a column for TenTonHammer.com. It has been so long that I canÂt even find a copy of one of my original columns on the site. I guess they were just that awesome; even the Internet forgot about them.
Choosing a topic for the first edition of any column is a daunting task. It has to be something that people might actually care about. Unfortunately, what people really care about seems to be nothing short of obnoxious. At my most odious I canÂt hold a candle to the most viewed videos on YouTube.
First up is Airport Pr0n by a spikey haired gent who, like many attention seekers, uses three names, Ray William Johnson. This video has generated over 2,900,000 views. Seriously? How many times can his mom watch that thing?
The next most popular home school video is Candy BBQ by EpicMealTime. ItÂs like a train wreck. You donÂt want to watch, but you canÂt turn your eyes away. This disaster had over 1,600,000 views. The main man in this little ditty wears a shirt that says ÂSauce BossÂ. There are far too many jokes in there to ever pick just one.
After watching those, I pretty much ruled out being popular. I donÂt like to look up facts, detest grammar, and canÂt be popular. Looks like a big win.
Just when it seemed that all hope was lost I came across a World of Warcraft article at GamesBeat titled ÂWhy I (and probably 600,000 others) stopped playing World of Warcraft.Â Again, seriously? IsnÂt it a bit presumptuous to think that because they came up with a reason to do something, that every single other person must have the same reason? Many of you have heard of OccamÂs Razor. The more educated of you have heard of lex parsimoniae. Whether you are in grade four or an MBA it all boils down to the theory that the simplest explanation is usually the correct explanation. Taking OccamÂs Razor to the extreme makes headlines, or does it?
|Blizzard CEO Mike Morhaime|
Mike Morhaime, BlizzardÂs Chief Executive thinks that players blew through the Cataclysm content faster than developers expected and because of this they unsubscribed until new content was available. This hypothesis seems logical to me. If I didnÂt have so many alt characters IÂd probably be bored with the game too.
GamesBeat disagrees with Mr. Morhaime. They believe that the game is simply too hard and that players quit in droves of nerd rage and face palming.
What we have here is a chasm of philosophy so wide that even Lady Gaga couldnÂt come up with something to say about it. Blizzard thinks the game is too easy and a writer who believes to be representing every person who unsubscribed thinks the game is too hard. IÂm not sure that there is a lot of common ground there other than they both play the same game.
Perhaps, just maybe, Mike Morhaime is right. Perhaps, it isnÂt that the game is too hard, but rather that some gamers (not all) feel a sense of entitlement to experience content whether or not they are physically or mentally capable of doing so. I watched a great video the other day about this exact thing. Comedian Louis CK sums up how I feel about gamers who canÂt see the awesome in a game because they feel entitled to something they simply arenÂt capable of experiencing. Enjoy EverythingÂs Amazing and Nobody Is Happy.
If you are having issues with the new content then I suggest checking out the following pages.
- PlayerScore.com Â Getting your gear fixed up is more important (and easier) than you think.
- ZA and ZG Loot Â How Does It Fit In? -- Fits pretty well if you are capable of doing the content.
Is WoW too hard? Is it too easy? This feels suspiciously like a three bears story I used to tell my kids. Leave a comment and have your say. Anyone who doesnÂt comment obviously agrees with me. Those who disagree model their lives after One Tree Hill. Thanks!
Vin Diesel Fact of the Day: Vin Diesel can divide by zero.
Real World News (You canÂt make this stuff up)
- From the In-The-Center-Ring-Dept. -- Circus Family Trial Erupts Into Profane Fight
- From the - From the - From the Â Dept. Â Humans Destined To Repeat History?
- From the Latte-Nerve-Dept. Â Hidden Camera in StarbucksÂ Washrooms
- From the Silver-Spoon-Fed-Dept. Â Man Wins $2M Still Uses Food Stamps
- From the WeÂre-Looking-At-You-Jayden Dept. Â Most Hated Baby Names.
Until we meet again,
John ÂBoomjackÂ Hoskin