WildStar Wednesday made its return this week with a new character blog from Protostar CorporationÂs Phineas T. Rotostar. Rotostar, who you might remember from the Protostar CorporationÂs housing trailer, revealed more about Protostar's Gala Winterfest Extravaganza and the corporationÂs plans to spread the holiday spirit...for money.
That's right! During Protostar's Gala Winterfest Extravaganza by Protostar, you are guaranteed a pleasantly vague and non-threatening holiday event that is sure to meet an acceptable percentage of your expectations! What's it all about? We don't care in the slightest! Just so long as it involves mirth, merriment, and a steady, profitable stream of gift purchases for those you may or may not hold near and dear. It's all about fellowship! Peace! Goodwill! And amazingly low prices you won't believe on some of Protostar's most popular gift items!
Read more about the vague holiday and its profitable business plan in the latest blog.