by Rockworm on Jan 27, 2014
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Fog-filtered sunlight
Shines upon a red puddle:
Freakin' zombie blood.
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A man or a mouse?
A question no one should ask,
Except in WildStar.
A simulacrum.
"I am the goddamn Batman."
Almost, but not quite.
Jedi mind control
Works against the weak-minded.
"You WILL buy our
crap."
Ewww, man, what the hell.
What is this, I don't even...
Dude, seriously.