by RadarX on Mar 30, 2006
Cap'n Varlos be lookin' fer new buccaneers, so those that be willing best be eyeing this here story. That sea dog Coyotee be sharing the Cap'ns commercial and shows what a landlubber, bilge filled censor can do to a' man.
A grizzled sea Captain stands on a pier in front of a large ship as he motions for you to come closer with a wave of his arm.
AVASTE YE LUBBERS! He barks out in greeting as a spray of water crashes around the ship.
Ye best click right here afore ye be walking the plank.