by Savanja on Jan 11, 2008
Can Coyote make even a bard look good? That might be darn near impossible, but I assure you he will find a way to make those silly songster far more cool than they are!
11) I would weave really peaceful and tranquil spells into my songs so that people wouldn't want to fight. Instead they would want to lay down their weapons and settle the battle with words and understanding. Once they did that, I would cut off their heads.
Come read this hilarious tale of what Coyote would do if he were dumb enough to be a bard.