on Jan 01, 2012
I finally found a guild who will accept me! Most guilds, boot me as soon as they find out that I'm, "the sonuvab**** who ruined wow." What guild is this who's members are vile enough to invite me into their fold? Why of course, Bouncy Lady Parts on Shadowmoon.
Now I know what you're thinking, "Bouncy Lady Parts is an alliance guild!". That's right! I have betrayed the horde and started a new alliance character. As such, I have immediately lifted the 10% GearScore penalty for alliance characters.
Even worse, I'm playing the absolute worst class in the game... A hunter. It's great because I can watch tv and just press random buttons and things die. I wonder when I reach level 85 if I'll somehow lose all video game skill I ever had and become a huntard? We will see...