by Cody Bye on Jan 23, 2008
Announcing the Ten Ton Hammer capable of separating monsters from their cranial contents at least 50,000 times before needing its first repair!
It's time to take the kid gloves off, boys and girls, because a
virtualized Ten Ton
Hammer will be waiting for you to wield it in just a few weeks time.
The developers
at
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Runners and the editors at Ten Ton Hammer are
pleased announce that the two companies have joined forces to
provide you with what you've always wanted: a Ten Ton Hammer of your
very own. Although the weapon is still in the balancing, development and bug squashing
phase, both companies wanted to give the Ten Ton Hammer
readers advanced warning to download the game and attain a character of
an appropriate level to find the item. In a few short weeks, the Ten
Ton Hammer will be dropping from monsters throughout
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Runners,
and you'll need to be prepared to get your ultimate weapon!
According to the always tongue-in-cheek Dungeon Runners developers, this weapon is Guaranteed to pancake your adversaries in 3.71 swings, provide 5,281,743 experience points, and impress the locals when you bust out this bad boy. It matches your Illustrious Boots of The Baffled Iguana nicely, and looks sweet on your characters web page.
To facilitate the needs of our readers, the Ten Ton Hammer staff is
also pleased to announce that we are now serving as one of
the mirrors for the fun-filled, action-packed MMOG known as Dungeon
Runners. Released May 24, 2007,
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Runners is a free-to-play
massively multiplayer online game that takes all the seriousness of the
fantasy genre and puts a lighter spin on things. Just what we try to do
here at Ten Ton Hammer!
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Rated T for Teen
(crude humor, mild suggestive themes)
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Runners can be described as a hilarious romp through a world
that takes itself very lightly.
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Runners - unlike many
free-to-play games, continues to grow and evolve. With such a
light-hearted atmosphere, the game is fairly simple to construct new
areas for and the developers are constantly updating the game with new
content.
If you have any more questions about the game, feel free to
check out Cody “Micajah” Bye’s review of
the game,
which can be found by
href="http://www.tentonhammer.com/node/8411">clicking here.
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The Ten
Ton Hammer will be waiting for you in Dungeon Runners!
For those that are interested, here are a few basic features from the
game:
What do you think about a Ten Ton Hammer being made for Dungeon Runners? Should every game adopt this policy?
href="http://forums.tentonhammer.com/showthread.php?t=23392">Let
us know on the forums!