by Rockworm on Feb 28, 2014
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The cat-like Khajiit
Love moon-sugar and warm sands.
I still hate furries.
Orsimer are elves,
Green of skin, thickly muscled.
Elves, man. Orcs are elves.
Altmer believe in
Their own divine right to rule.
Kill all the humans!
Bretons, meh. Nords, meh.
Most human races are lame.
Except for Redguards.
Dunmer are NOT Drow.
There are no damned Dunmer Drizzts.
Suck it, Salvatore.
An Argonian
Says, "I AM THE LIZARD KING!"
Cries himself to sleep.
Cyrodiil's bad boys,
The gangsta Imperials.
Pimp swag Ruby Throne.