How Blizzard Stole Christmas

To Blizzard with love,
Enjoy one, enjoy all, this Holliday rendition of The Grinch!!!!

All the players down in Azeroth liked Christmas a lot, But the Blizzard staff, who lived just north of Azeroth, did not.

The Blizzard hated Christmas the whole Christmas season. Oh, please don't ask why, no one quite knows the reason.

It could be, perhaps, that their shoes were too tight. Or maybe their heads weren't screwed on just right.

But I think that the best reason of all
May have been that their hearts were two sizes too small.

Blizzard staff: We must stop this whole thing!
Why, for one whole year, We've put up with it now. We must stop Christmas from coming, but how?

It came without ribbons! It came without tags!
It came without packages boxes, or bags!
And they puzzled three hours, till their puzzlers were sore.

Then the Blizzard staff thought of something they hadn't before!

"Maybe Christmas," they thought, "doesn't come from a store. Maybe Christmas, perhaps, means a little bit more."

And then the true meaning of Christmas came through, And the Blizzard staff found the strength of ten Grinches, plus two.

Ok Blizz, it's December 12, where's Christmas? I've been waiting patiently, I've been good all year. I would like to get into my Christmasee cheer. Where are my snowballs, my enchantments, and rings? My gift boxes, eggnog, ribbons, and things?

Did you really steal Christmas? Please tell me it's a lie! If you really stole Christmas, surely I'll die.