It's All Geek to Me: Sidekicking for great justice...

Superheroes have always been known for two things...

Really tight outfits that accentuate the crotch, and side kicks.

But why? Why bother with a lesser version of yourself that is only going to muck things up and get captured?

The answers might surprise you...

Because of the Pen Pal trick.

If you have an asylum full of lunatic psycho-killers who are screaming for revenge, you’ll have a hard time sleeping at night, I don’t CARE how tough you are. Some of those guys are scary, all of them are unbalanced, and they’re ALL screaming your name.

That is of course, unless you’ve been sending them taunting letters every week and signing the name of your sidekick to them and including things like autographed pictures and bad photo-shops of the sidekick doing the bad guys’ mom.

Then you’ll sleep like a frigging BABY.

Learn all you need to know about Sidekicks in It's All Geek to Me!