It's All Geek to Me: Star Wars vs Star Trek

by on Mar 05, 2009

What man in his right mind would get into the middle of THIS debate? Who would choose sides knowing that the "losing" in either case is made up of the most rabid fans the world has ever...

What man in his right mind would get into the middle of THIS debate? Who would choose sides knowing that the "losing" in either case is made up of the most rabid fans the world has ever seen?

Well...we would. Of course.

Like any man in his right mind would give a definitive and easily quoted answer to THAT little enigma. A month from now they’d find my corpse rotting in some alleyway behind a convention hall and the cause of my demise would be “beaten to death by glowing plastic swords”.

Which isn’t to say that “Star Trek is better than Star Wars” because the Jedi crowd beat me to death, it just makes more sense that I’d be killed by replica weapons that could eventually do some damage. Because no matter how angrily you do it, or how much passion you put behind it…

Blinking me to death with a prop phaser is going to take a while.

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Last Updated: Mar 13, 2016