It's All Geek to Me: You are what you eat

Today we look in depth at the answer behind the question:

"What do geeks typically eat?"

And while some of you will disagree and insist that you enjoy your tofu and bean curd, we all know the truth: No one could ever like anything that contains the word "curd" without the prefix "cheese".

Still, the Geek Diet is mysterious and almost mystical in nature because even stranded on a desert island we will somehow find Cheetos.

Typically, your domesticated geek will eat better than his “still in the wild” counterpart whose diet consists of mostly prey that has been hunted or gathered from vending machines. Sugary, salty, and chock full of vitamins and minerals, vending machine food is a base part of the wild geek’s eating habits as the food is plentiful, readily available and can be bought in mass quantities with handfuls of change.

However, while easy to stalk, this prey comes with a hefty price. Vending Machine Food, or VMF is often high in calorie, fat, and cost, and while watching the little silver screw springs spin before spitting out our candy bar is very rewarding, paying over a buck for a Hershey Bar with Almonds is not.

Learn all you need to know at It's All Geek to Me.