by Jeff Woleslagle on May 04, 2006
Braaaaaains!!!
Zombie. The word makes us clutch the shotgun tighter and fight a tendency to shoot stuff in the face. We all watch zombie movies, but have you ever thought about them actually having feelings too? Coyote's interview, well, speaks for itself.
"That's right. Zombies. The living challenged. They have been beaten, abused, and exploited long enough." The protest leader chastises as she glowers into the camera.
"Exploited how?" Coyotee asks as he turns back to the protest leader, his eyes warily darting to the zombies that draw nearer with each stumbling step.
"For years Necromancers have been callously summoning and enslaving these wondrous and intelligent beings without even once considering their thoughts or feelings." Ingrid explains angrily as she slams a fist indignantly into her palm to emphasis her point.
"What thoughts or feelings? It's a ZOMBIE." Coyotee exclaims incredulously, his blunt statement drawing an agitated glare from Ingrid.
Check out our newest installment of Coyote Sharptongue humor: "Persons for the Ethical Treatment of Zombies", at EQ2 - TenTonHammer.