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The 12 Days of Christmas: Middle-earth Style

By: Martuk

 

On the first day of Christmas Turbine gave to me

An old forged Dark Lords Ring

 

On the second day of Christmas Turbine gave to me

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Two curious Hobbits

And an old forged Dark Lords Ring

 

On the third day of Christmas Turbine gave to me

Three Goblin Raiders

Two curious Hobbits

And an old forged Dark Lords Ring

 

On the forth day of Christmas Turbine gave to me

Four Uruk-hai

Three Goblin Raiders

Two curious Hobbits

And an old forged Dark Lords Ring

 

On the fifth day of Christmas Turbine gave to me

Five Pipe-weeds

Four Uruk-hai

Three Goblin Raiders

Two curious Hobbits

And an old forged Dark Lords Ring

 

On the sixth day of Christmas Turbine gave to me

Six Reputation Factions

Five Pipe-weeds

Four Uruk-hai

Three Goblin Raiders

Two curious Hobbits

And an old forged Dark Lords Ring

 

On the seventh day of Christmas Turbine gave to me

Seven Rift Gems

Six Reputation Factions

Five Pipe-weeds

Four Uruk-hai

Three Goblin Raiders

Two curious Hobbits

And an old forged Dark Lords Ring

 

On the eighth day of Christmas Turbine gave to me

Eight Bilbo’s Buttons

Seven Rift Gems

Six Reputation Factions

Five Pipe-weeds

Four Uruk-hai

Three Goblin Raiders

Two curious Hobbits

And an old forged Dark Lords Ring

 

On the ninth day of Christmas Turbine gave to me

Nine Nazgul

Eight Bilbo’s Buttons

Seven Rift Gems

Six Reputation Factions

Five Pipe-weeds

Four Uruk-hai

Three Goblin Raiders

Two curious Hobbits

And an old forged Dark Lords Ring

 

On the tenth day of Christmas Turbine gave to me

Ten Troll-drummers

Nine Nazgul

Eight Bilbo’s Buttons

Seven Rift Gems

Six Reputation Factions

Five Pipe-weeds

Four Uruk-hai

Three Goblin Raiders

Two curious Hobbits

And an old forged Dark Lords Ring

 

On the eleventh day of Christmas Turbine gave to me

Eleven Epic Books

Ten Troll-drummers

Nine Nazgul

Eight Bilbo’s Buttons

Seven Rift Gems

Six Reputation Factions

Five Pipe-weeds

Four Uruk-hai

Three Goblin Raiders

Two curious Hobbits

And an old forged Dark Lords Ring

 

On the twelfth day of Christmas Turbine gave to me

Twelve man raid teams

Eleven Epic Books

Ten Troll-drummers

Nine Nazgul

Eight Bilbo’s Buttons

Seven Rift Gems

Six Reputation Factions

Five Pipe-weeds

Four Uruk-hai

Three Goblin Raiders

Two curious Hobbits

And an old forged Dark Lords Ring

This song is a parody of the 12 Days of Christmas.

 

From the staff of Ten Ton Hammer We wish you all a very Merry Christmas and a safe and happy holiday.

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(Legal Mumbo Publication of this origianal story took place in 1780 England.

(1780). Mirth Without Mischief .

England: The song has since become popular in our Christmas time culture and can also be found in other works.

Madgwick, Wendy (1992). Twelve Days of Christmas. Nashville, TN: Thomas Nelson. ) /End Legal Mumbo Jumbo