Top Ten: "Purposes a Gnome can serve in the battlegrounds"

This week wowvault.ign.com ran another top ten contest. With the theme being the purposes a gnome can serve in the battlegrounds. Some of them are pretty funny (unless you'r a gnome).

Hello! This past weeks Top Ten for the purposes a gnome can serve in the battlegrounds went smoothly and I read many submissions that got a chuckle and a laugh out of me, let me start off announcing the winners :

"The purposes a Gnome can serve in the battlegrounds"

10) To hide in the bushes with the flag - Tsunami-14
9) Spare parts for injured Imps. - -El_Guapo-
8) Ammo. - Mineo
7) run around in a tabard the same color as the flag and confuse the enemy - Verandatoo
6) easing tauren's fears since backstab would only be back-of-knee stab - Silverscath
5) gnomes can become specialists in ankle, shin, and knee repair - Kloan
4) A place to rest your drink on when you get rudely interrupted. - AizDaMan
3) Gnomes are the only way to insure a short queue for Alliance. - Dei_Ray_HG
2) Use them as bowling balls to knock out all of the totems in the area. - LightI3ulb

And absolutely the most funny (or obvious!) purpose for a Gnome in a Battleground :

1) Put the gnome in place, then kick it to start the match - Cash_WE