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A year ago in Loading... the topic was an erotic MMO targeted at women. We all know what it big hit it has been. There are a number of "mature" MMOGs in production and believe me when I tell you that we would be covering them if there was anything to cover...err uncover, but it's an abyss.
Do we really need virtual brothels? We've already got 50-year-old men cybering as Night Elf women in World of Warcraft.
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10.05.2006 Exclusive Content
Dungeons and Dragons Online: Guide To Dungeon Discretion
"Tonight's DDO guide is designed to help you avoid combat. No, Darkgolem's not a pacifist (at least in Dungeons & Dragons Online), but he is a conservationist. This guide is all about how to take every enemy by surprise, how to prepare the party for combat, and how to reduce the number of healing spells needed to complete a dungeon."
Vanguard: Saga of Heroes - Official Forum Roundup
"Each week Aunraye prowls the official Vanguard: Saga of Heroes forums to bring you some interesting tidbits. This week we're looking at halflings, smart mobs that develop resistances, ganking (and how to avoid it), and more. You don't want to brave the official forums alone, do you? Let Aunraye be your guide on the Interesting Topic Safari!"
World of Warcraft: Jewelcrafting FAQ
"World of Warcraft: The Burning Crusade expansion hosts a myriad of new content for the game. One of the many exciting features is the new profession of jewelcrafting. This FAQ answers many of the questions that you may have about the jewelcrafting profession."
World of Warcraft: Classes Guide Updated
"With nine unique classes in World of Warcraft it can become hard to choose the right one for you. That's why we've gone through our Classes Guide and updated it with even more helpful information on the various classes within World of Warcraft. Don't forget to stop by our individual class guides for your favorite class! They provide even more specific information about each class within World of Warcraft."
Vin Diesel Fact of the Day - When Vin Diesel plays a video game it automatically switches to God Mode.
Now from the real world. You can't make this stuff up.
82% Of Italian Men Live With Their Mothers Until They Are 30
...drive camaros.
China Makes Corpse Bride A Reality
...Tim Burton to run for communist party in next non-election.
15 Biggest Movie Mistakes
...notably absent, the entire Eyes Wide Shut film.
Anti-Gay Kansas Church Cancels Protests at Funerals for Slain Amish Girls
...since it is impossible to protest with your head that far up your ass.
Pope Abolishes Limbo - Unbaptised Babies Now Go To Heaven
...points to Muslims says, "Check! Your move."
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