Sleight Of Gadget

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"No plan survives first contact with the enemy." is a favourite saying of our resident pessimist and "bah"sayer Phil Comeau. Vacation plans are no different. I had planned to watch my kids at soccer camp, fish and get a few things done around the house. In reality I helped teach a soccer camp and did my best impression of a handyman fixing 4,291 things around the house and property. Note that I am as equipped to fix things as a snake is to win a handshaking contest. Nonetheless vacation is over and I'm back. I didn't get to go fishing very often, though Phil dropped by on the weekend to float around the lake for a couple of hours. I did get to amaze the local kids with my tomfoolery and gadgetry slight of hand.

I purchased a remote control for the electric motor on my boat and with about a dozen little soccer kids roaming around my back yard after a BBQ I pretended to let the boat drift away from our dock. The kids were screaming that the boat was floating away. I whistled for it like you would for a dog and clicked the motor into action via the remote in my pocket. The boat came back to the dock where I scolded it and tied it back up. Thanks to the gang at Quinte Fishing for telling me about that joke so that I could pull it off on my unsuspecting visitors.

Super huge, happy, fun thanks to Jeff Woleslagle for covering me on such short notice. I wish Jeff all the best at rodeo clown school this week. Go get 'em Jeff!

Segway to Jeff's contest, "Dead of Summer" where he has wrangled up $500 worth of prizes including Tabula Rasa and Pirates of the Burning Sea beta slots! Special thanks to ZBoard, NCSoft and Flying Labs Software for generously donating the prizes!

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