Cracking Down on the Creator

Destroying the Source of Play-Dough Men

by: Tony "RadarX" Jones

Deep within the Ruins of Varsoon there lies a creature so evil, so
horrid, and so devious he almost escapes description.  
Behind the scenes this monster orchestrates evil on a level
uncomprehended by most people.  Now, I know what your thinking,
and it's not Tom Arnold.  The Creator is a mysterious creature who
works in the creation room of the Ruins. 

Amongst piles of mud and dark magic the Creator forms together the
awful Golems who roam the halls bringing destruction to all those in
their path.    This corrupted undead fiend will prove a
challenge for any group looking to defeat him.   The Creation
Room which is in the east end of Ruins of Varsoon is filled with
numerous creatures and will keep you quite busy holding in the last
20's and early 30's.  

So we'll get down into the meat of this.   How tough of a
creature is he?  How long does he take to spawn?  What type
of music does he listen to?  Is he really evil or just perceived
that way.  When I happened to find him he was a level 33 Heroic,
and has 4 friends that will join him in the fray (assuming you've
cleared out the entire room).  How long does he take to
spawn?  I have two words for you.  Get
comfortable.   Took me 2 hours personally but I've heard much
much longer.   A few other tips I can provide are:

First, never ask him what type of play-do maker he's using

Second,  being he's undead, never ask him if he's lost weight.

Third,  never ask if you can tickle his funny bone (just makes him
angrier)

Fourth, never ask him if he has the "guts" to take you on.

Finally, never, ever repeat any of RadarX's horrible jokes.

What's the purpose of the Creator you ask?  He is an integral part
of the "Restoring the Ghoulbane" quest you hear so many veterans
bragging they've finished.  First, you must complete the "Dusty
Stone" quest which is challenging if you aren't of a good
alignment.   You can also sometimes find a dusty blue stone
on the broker of fence for a reasonble price (and no 1pp is not
reasonable Mr. Price Gouger).  After finding the Ghoulbane in Tomb
of Valor you are required to kill 3 creatures.  In Cauldron Hollow
you and 18 of your close friends must die repeatedly to  defeat
the Descendant of Torig.   In the Crypt of Betrayal you must
stand around continously to find the Spectre of Ire.   
Finally we come to our wonderful maker of muddy things, the
Creator. 

There really isn't too much more I can say about our boney,
anti-social, friend.   He spawns when he's good and
ready,  he's easy to make fun of, he's obviouslly not health
conscious and he thrives on annoying the people looking for him. 

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