Echoes of Faydwer Worst Fae Name Winners

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This contest was brutal to judge. We had close to 200 submissions and some of you...what is wrong with you? I'm betting half of you are going to USE these submissions.

Deciding on some of these actually required Coyote's help, and besides a number of stifled giggles, I know at least one almost sent him into a coma. Thanks for all your creativity and submissions, and you have no idea how much I wish I could've picked more of these.

Here are the winning names (I won't identify the winners to comply with any potential NDA issues):

Glitterbutt Foofywing - Why? Dear god why? This name made me want to hurt you in special ways I reserve for liars and the people that put mayonaisse on my sandwich.

Tinkletinkle W'ttlestar - I'm going to quote Coyote (which I'll apologize later for):

"I mean *wow* the name alone sends me into a suger induced diabetic coma that only a kiss from Wilford Brimley could awaken me from. I think it was the W'ttlestar that did it for me."

I couldn't have put it better myself.

Darthfaeder - This name made me want to force crush your throat, then slice you in half with a lightsaber. Then strap you to back of Porkins X-Wing, so your body can be strewn all over the top of the Deathstar before it's blown into 10 bazillion pieces. *weep* It made me laugh, and I hate you for it.

Thanks again to all the participants, I had a blast doing this, and congratulations again to our winners.